Oh my stars!
TITLE: The Day Toby Ziegler's Head Touched a Star.
RATING: G
CHARACTERS: C.J. & Toby
NOTES: For fuyu_ginga *squeeze* ♥♥ This totally came to mind and I wanted to write it immediately but if you want C.J.♥Toby fic I'll give you that as well. I hope this brings you some lulz though.
There is a worn out beanie covering up the bald spot of a man that doesn't look the least bit amused, however this has never stop her from smiling any way.
"Nice hat." Yep. She's all smiles.
He gives her this face, the one that says, "I'll kill you if you joke" and takes a seat on her couch. He's silent, almost like he was hiding from something.
"What happened?"
He jerks, "What?"
"What happened," she says slower.
He sighs and looks around, trying to determine if the coast was clear but the door is shut and they are the only ones in her office. He's about to remove the beanie when he remembers.
"Promise me you won't laugh."
"Sure."
"C.J.…"
"I won't laugh! I promise."
She's such a little liar but he knows that at the end of the day she's the only one that will defend him. Removing the hat he closes his eyes and lowers his head so that she could see the no longer naked bald spot.
"IS THAT A STAR-BELLY?" C.J. Cregg not only broke her promise but is yelling his secrete and howling with hysterics.
"No-yes but shh," he hisses and puts the cap back on.
"Why is that on your head?"
"It was all Andy and the twins."
"Why don’t you wash it off?"
"You don't think I tried! It's permanent!"
C.J. puts her head down on her desk, no sound comes from her and her shoulders are shivering. When she comes to, her eyes are streaming. Having enough of this he stands and begins to exit.
"Wait, wait!"
He stops and turns to her, door half opened, to see her taking a deep breath trying to calm down.
"I just want you to know," she chokes, "you are by far the freest of all Sneetches walking the beaches."
Just as soon as her laughter returns he is out the door.
End.
RATING: G
CHARACTERS: C.J. & Toby
NOTES: For fuyu_ginga *squeeze* ♥♥ This totally came to mind and I wanted to write it immediately but if you want C.J.♥Toby fic I'll give you that as well. I hope this brings you some lulz though.
There is a worn out beanie covering up the bald spot of a man that doesn't look the least bit amused, however this has never stop her from smiling any way.
"Nice hat." Yep. She's all smiles.
He gives her this face, the one that says, "I'll kill you if you joke" and takes a seat on her couch. He's silent, almost like he was hiding from something.
"What happened?"
He jerks, "What?"
"What happened," she says slower.
He sighs and looks around, trying to determine if the coast was clear but the door is shut and they are the only ones in her office. He's about to remove the beanie when he remembers.
"Promise me you won't laugh."
"Sure."
"C.J.…"
"I won't laugh! I promise."
She's such a little liar but he knows that at the end of the day she's the only one that will defend him. Removing the hat he closes his eyes and lowers his head so that she could see the no longer naked bald spot.
"IS THAT A STAR-BELLY?" C.J. Cregg not only broke her promise but is yelling his secrete and howling with hysterics.
"No-yes but shh," he hisses and puts the cap back on.
"Why is that on your head?"
"It was all Andy and the twins."
"Why don’t you wash it off?"
"You don't think I tried! It's permanent!"
C.J. puts her head down on her desk, no sound comes from her and her shoulders are shivering. When she comes to, her eyes are streaming. Having enough of this he stands and begins to exit.
"Wait, wait!"
He stops and turns to her, door half opened, to see her taking a deep breath trying to calm down.
"I just want you to know," she chokes, "you are by far the freest of all Sneetches walking the beaches."
Just as soon as her laughter returns he is out the door.
End.