Five on the Side with a Couple Shakes of Spice.
We'll call this one the "People would say I'm most like a..."
1. Comedian, singer, or actor? Because...
I would hope myself seeing as I am a comedian and all.
Otherwise, I get compared to Gene Wilder a lot (which is a MASSIVE fucking honor).
2. Hippo, ferret, or eagle? Because...
Eagle because I soar across the tops of trees with determination and honor.
3. Radio, television, or computer? Because...
Computer because as soon as you get to know me, I am out dated and irrelevant.
4. Daisy, rose, or sunflower? Because...
Sunflower because I am tall. Daisy because I'm a homosexual.
5. Chicken wing, chocolate cake, or bowl of rice? Because...
Bowl of rice because I am bland and cheap.
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Uno) Mario, Luigi, or Princess? Because...
Mario because I am natural born leader who also has the ability to crouch for three seconds and end up BEHIND the scenery.
Dos) Seinfeld, Elaine, Kramer, or George? Because...
Seinfeld -- which is true because as most comedians know, at every family event in your life, a great-aunt or someone will come up to you and say "So, your mother tells me you're doing comedy. You should do what that Seinfeld fella does. Get yourself a TV show. He's made a nice living..." which is usually followed by several minutes of lecturing on who they find funny and suggesting you just "stop by the Tonight Show and ask to do your comedy skits." Yes, it's just that easy, Aunt Claire. It's just that easy.
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1. Comedian, singer, or actor? Because...
I would hope myself seeing as I am a comedian and all.
Otherwise, I get compared to Gene Wilder a lot (which is a MASSIVE fucking honor).
2. Hippo, ferret, or eagle? Because...
Eagle because I soar across the tops of trees with determination and honor.
3. Radio, television, or computer? Because...
Computer because as soon as you get to know me, I am out dated and irrelevant.
4. Daisy, rose, or sunflower? Because...
Sunflower because I am tall. Daisy because I'm a homosexual.
5. Chicken wing, chocolate cake, or bowl of rice? Because...
Bowl of rice because I am bland and cheap.
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Uno) Mario, Luigi, or Princess? Because...
Mario because I am natural born leader who also has the ability to crouch for three seconds and end up BEHIND the scenery.
Dos) Seinfeld, Elaine, Kramer, or George? Because...
Seinfeld -- which is true because as most comedians know, at every family event in your life, a great-aunt or someone will come up to you and say "So, your mother tells me you're doing comedy. You should do what that Seinfeld fella does. Get yourself a TV show. He's made a nice living..." which is usually followed by several minutes of lecturing on who they find funny and suggesting you just "stop by the Tonight Show and ask to do your comedy skits." Yes, it's just that easy, Aunt Claire. It's just that easy.
|| The "Friday Five Plus Two" is the creation of uglyallday ||
all rights reserved