Rambling

[joshuabatista_a]

If there is one thing in the world I know how to do, it's ramble. I can go on and on and on and talk about absolutely nothing, and make myself appear extremely intellectual while doing it. Meanwhile, the listener of the person who I am rambling to is either dying of boredom or trying their hardest to ignore me because my words mean absolutely nothing as I am not talking about anything. Take now, for instance. I am talking about talking about nothing, and doing a pretty good job of it too. Every now and them I may even throw out a sentence just to stop you from skimming. Hey look, my sentence about me talking about talking about nothing uses the term "talking about" twice and is proper grammar! Now you are starting to get bored with this blog, but don't worry, it's almost over, maybe a couple sentences more. Only a coward would stop reading early. And yet your already starting to look at another site....coward!!! You know what, that's fine, because I'm just going to stop talking!!!!!

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The quieter you are, the more people listen.