Why?  WHY JENNIFER! (I love saying this at work by the way, since we have three Jennifers and they never look up because I have explained to them why I say it. XD)

Almost all of my right baby toenail has come off.  And I mean, there is an itty bitty thin layer left covering the skin, but literally the nail has come off.  And now it looks like the ( Read more... )

Stolen from the WORLD.
( Far too much fic under here... )

10:31:18 PM Hoolietta: Holy shit Shige
10:31:22 PM Saru: I KNOW.
10:31:40 PM Saru: I don't know what to do.  I really really have an urge to write Shige-porn now.
10:32:01 PM Saru: And by that, I mean Shige as a pornstar.
10:32:02 PM Hoolietta: DO IT!
10:32:14 PM Saru: Shige-stripper?
10:32:35 PM Saru: With fellow stripper Koyama teaching him how to ( Read more... )

... when Shige gives pictorial evidence to how well he deepthroats.


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9:28:05 PM Saru: PEOPLE NEED TO STOP TRYING TO KILL ME BEFORE I TAKE IT PERSONALLY!
9:28:09 PM Kefie: XDDD
9:28:16 PM Kefie: Did you stop for kids crossing the road illegally again?
9:28:33 PM Saru: SOME GUY CAME UP BEHIND ME ON BATHURST OUT OF NOWHERE DOING LIKE 150KM/H AND SWERVED AT THE LAST MINUTE.
9:28:47 PM Saru: I HIT MY BREAKS SO HARD MY CAR ( Read more... )

There are two things... okay well, more, but two main things that I hate in fandom:

1.  Friend's locking a fic after posting the link to a community.  I AM NOT FUCKING FRIENDING YOU TO READ SOMETHING THAT YOU POSTED TO A FIC COMMUNITY.

2.  Textless icons are not bases.  Fuck you, yes they are.

And on the heels of me finishing the sequel to Downtown ( Read more... )

Title: Tricks and Treats
Fandom/Pairing: JE(NEWS)/Koyama Keiichiro/Kato Shigeaki
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I own ... nothing to do with this fic except it's ill-conceived plot. 
Warnings: Cross-dressing, abuse of furniture, etc.
Word Count: 4046

( Insert fail here. )

Stolen from kefer_kun

Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the next two to five sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

"OW!" Tatsurou yelled ( Read more... )

So, by some miracle, on Friday Nichole asks me can I work Monday for her and she'll work Saturday.  So of course I say yes.

Wake up Saturday at noon.  In pain.  With my period.  Went and slept in the bath for 2 hours.  My brother was like, "One day you're going to drown doing that."  I told him only if I sleep face down. (When clearly I sleep curled ( Read more... )

Title: Stall Walls Are Thin
Authour: joshua_glass 
Fandom/Pairings: JE/NEWS, YamapiRyo+Shige
Words: 1331
Disclaimer: Not mine. All I do is use and abuse them for mine and others amusement.
Summary: Shige gets an educational experience in a concert hall bathroom.
Notes: This was written for the JE kink meme a while back.  Slightly polished and spell-checked for your ( Read more... )