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Yes my people, after a short vacation I am now back again to bring you more useless crap than Paris Hilton and Donald Trump trapped in a claw machine. In the words of a very hyper man named Andrew W.K., We want fun, and you better believe it! The world is work work work, bitch bitch bitch, have some rain on your parade. Today, we forget about another day of pointless activities and focus on a funhouse that I have made just for you. How about I start off the show with some "best of" family guy clips. Enjoy!
Family Guy collection 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fljgP-4RLgM Peter Griffin vs. Michael Moore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqRGeVuGt2Q Some people think that I'm not much of a serious guy and that's so not true. I actually keep up with a great helping of politics in the everyday world. For example, did you hear about all the mohommad chaos? Just check out this next clip. Boy, this cant be good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zM7Clt3v_w A little too much bathroom humor going on don't you think? Haha Anyhow, I remember back in the good ole days I used to love WWF wrestling. One of my favorite wrestlers was The Ultimate Warrior even though he is not very respected today. I loved his character, and the adrenaline charge was awesome to me. Let's not forget, he was one of the few to actually beat Hulk Hogan for a title, and what a match that was. Here's a cool classic match for ya. The Ultimate Warrrior & The Legion of Doom vs. Demoltion! Place your bets!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZrpiEjXCJ8 One of the simple things I love in this life is dreams. I find dreams fascinating and I have studied them for quite awhile now. Dream interpretations, dream psychology, and all other sorts of interesting topics. Some have actually predicted the future through dreams, which of course are called "precognitive dreams." If you actually remember your dreams and want to check out some meanings, check out www.dreammoods.com I'm sure you'll like it. Anyhow, back to the clips! I actually had a weird dream the other night. Can somebody tell me what it's supposed to mean? I can't figure it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FgvNpWg0Ko Sometimes we just need to get away from our mentally insane selves. Kind of like this poor guy who had the schizophrenia syndrome. These people see several other people when there aren't any and can also hear voices. I wonder what an average day would be like for someone with schizophrenia. I met a guy once that actually had it. Let's explore this deeper. Here's the shocking footage.
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I know another character that followed us around everywhere we went back in the day. He had all the popular clothes, all of the popular catch phrases, toys made after him, and even a famous dance. He loved science, cheese, Laura, and turning into Steffan. Do you know who I'm talking about yet? Surely you do. Take a look.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncw70Hw1ffs Who likes video games? Well I sure do! Even if you didn't like them though, I almost guarantee ya that you knew about Super Mario Bros. Yeah Mario was a popular guy. Since I love music, and I love video games, how about watching a guy play Mario video game music on the piano! Haha Definitely awesome. This guy can do it all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56a9HhSVjBk Dave Chappelle of course got fed up with his show and sort of left it for awhile not too long ago. I find him to be a hilarious guy and the movie Half Baked to me remains a classic. His show was pretty good too. Let's check out a classic clip from his show. This is blackzilla and Grand Theft Auto by Dave Chappelle ladies and gents!
Blackzilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdCpet-etc Grand Theft Auto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6sXYdTXQCU One thing I must tell you is that picking up hitchhikers can be dangerous, or at least from what I've read. I love to read urban legends, and many weird occurrences have taken place by hitchhikers. If you like urban legends, visit www.snopes.com I'm sure you'll like it. You know, I wonder if it could be dangerous to actually be a hitchhiker? Let's take a look..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zbKdss_gCI Alright I'm going to end this fabulous show with Ace Ventura leading the vocals for the band Cannibal Corpse and then I'll give ya one last mystery video for the surprise. Thank you for tuning in. Stay tuned for "Many many deaths," coming up next! I love ya & I hate ya.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWidRn1-f-E Mystery Video!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GrU0h0G3fg