Title: ...Well, That's One Way To Do It
Author:
josephina_xArtist:
ctbn60Beta:
nicnac918Word count: 15,900+
Rating: R (for language)
Pairing: Clark, Lex. Lex, Jonathan.
Genre: Drama, AU, Humor
Warnings: Beta’d by Nicnac (*grins* ;) . AU. Yet more Evil Italics Of Doom.
Spoilers: Up through the end of 2x13 in season 2. Diverges around and shortly after 2x13 (Suspect). (More-or-less recaps 2x05 through 2x13, then moves on from there.)
Summary: Lex has come to terms with the fact that Clark is not his half-sibling by way of Rachel Dunleavy. That doesn't mean he's given up on the idea of Clark being his little brother. There may, however, be Unfortunate Implications attached to the actual implementation of such a feat...
Wherein Jonathan is a pirate, Lex discovers he's a feudal lord's son, and Martha is a conniving, scheming lady. (Un?)Fortunately, somebody forgets to tell Clark that he's supposed to be either a damsel in distress or a hostage, one of the two, so instead he just does what he wants. (Mostly.)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not-for-profit.
Comments: Yes, please! :)
Author's Note: Yeah, another series to bounce between. So sue me :-P (--actually, no, please don't sue me. Suing me is bad. *nods*)
For the
smallvillebbang 2013 Challenge. Beta'd by the awesome
nicnac918, and art by the wonderful
ctbn60!
ctbn60’s art post is
here on LJ and
here on AO3. (I love her art!! :)
Any errors that made it past Nicnac’s watchful eye (is that even possible?!) are entirely my own.
Posted to the AO3.
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