I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold ...... and eaten.
for the 5 of you who haven't already seen this stuff,
# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
# If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
etc. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com" for about a billion more. The hoff is old news, it's all about Chuck Norris, Mr T and Jack Bauer these days. Look forward to Chuck Norris hosting the Arias next year.
# Jack Bauer can eat five times his body weight in terrorists.
# Concerned that his dog would break under interrogation, Jack Bauer snapped his neck and turned him into the bag which he still carries to this day.
# Jack Bauer has the ability to smell sounds.
# .Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only knows the element of surprise
# The first human alphabet consisted of only 'MR.' and 'T'. Other letters eventually had to be created in order to describe things that were not in fact, awesome.
first day of temp work today. BORING! The place is pretty dull, hopefully if I get the full time job there (They still haven't called me, but I assume they will as all they had to do was reference checks) my section will have more young people. Seems ok otherwise, and I can leave at 4:30 if I take a half hour lunch which means I miss all the peak hour train cramming! w00t!
Also please note that Natalie Portman shall be my wife. props to Murray for alerting me to this video.
# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
# If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
etc. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com" for about a billion more. The hoff is old news, it's all about Chuck Norris, Mr T and Jack Bauer these days. Look forward to Chuck Norris hosting the Arias next year.
# Jack Bauer can eat five times his body weight in terrorists.
# Concerned that his dog would break under interrogation, Jack Bauer snapped his neck and turned him into the bag which he still carries to this day.
# Jack Bauer has the ability to smell sounds.
# .Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only knows the element of surprise
# The first human alphabet consisted of only 'MR.' and 'T'. Other letters eventually had to be created in order to describe things that were not in fact, awesome.
first day of temp work today. BORING! The place is pretty dull, hopefully if I get the full time job there (They still haven't called me, but I assume they will as all they had to do was reference checks) my section will have more young people. Seems ok otherwise, and I can leave at 4:30 if I take a half hour lunch which means I miss all the peak hour train cramming! w00t!
Also please note that Natalie Portman shall be my wife. props to Murray for alerting me to this video.