Natural History III
There is a provocative film making the rounds in video stores across the nation titled "Pterodactyl." Starring MTV Music Video Award-winning actor Coolio (Dangerous Minds, Phat Beach), this picture addresses two issues perpetually at the forefront of salon and symposium discussions throughout the world: Are pterosaurs truly extinct, as left-leaning
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1. So if they are pterosaurs even better! While dinosaurs are only SUSPECTED of being birds, pterosaurs are 100% bird! And if a lone bumbled bee can be commonly known as the "hungry bird" (due to its size), well, actually I cannot believe that a pteradactyl is even alive it would be so hungry. And just because a human isn't their normal prey, and therefore they aren't truly "equipped" to et them, so what? I am not designed to eat a bicycle, or an airplane, but that french dude did both those things to raise money for charity. Or how that guy ate that bomb, he was so overcome with vengeance that he ate something "impossible." Alternately, I also "can't" eat a human, but that is due to laws. Man's laws, not laws of physics. If I chose to break the laws of man (and God) I could, much like that soccer team Dahmer's Party. They "couldn't" eat people, but they did!
2. Ok, so first of all clearly heat from the volcano thawed out some frozen and therefore perfectly preserved eggs. Second, the radiation is what allowed them to reach such levels of maturation in such a short amount of time, the point for which I brought up the radioactivity for in the first place.
3. Everyone knows that when they built that sentient plane they made helmets that let men do the same shit as that plane (such as control missiles) in order to preserve jobs. If they hadn't the whole military's employment structure (largest in the world) would have crumbled, thus sending our economy into a tailspin (pun intended). So that helemt does already exist, it was invented to prevent another depression,; why are we even debating this point!?
Ok, now lets get on with that Rodentia debate. Largest family of mammals ever! Or are they(?).
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It is from this very source that I learnt of Elvis's guest appearances on "Cheers!"
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