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Koreans are now on my shit list. Oh wait, they were on there all along. Ok. Koreans have been bumped up to number three. They are just below old people(#1) and Rudy(#2). Rounding out the top five are poor people/homeless(#4) and indie/artsy/emo fags(#5).
This is our horrible New Years champagne. It was three dollars at Sav-On. Next to it is my cup. Nobody uses that cup but me. It's got a gingerbread man holding a candycane. He protects my drinks from the homeless.
From left to right: Claude, Dave, Josh, homeless guy that we took in because we felt bad he was out begging on a freeway offramp during the holidays. He brought lots of oranges.
Here is the homeless guy again, I made him throw away his paper bag and bottle of malt liquor and gave him a glass of apple juice. Even the homeless need their vitamins. Notice that he is not drinking from my gingerbread man glass.
One more picture of the homeless guy. I don't know if he was trying to steal the dog or eat him. Shortly after that I kicked him out.
Slater is hiding from the homeless guy. He was really scared.
I decided to take Slater with me to the gas station. He loves being in the car. I should whore him out.
I PUT A COUCH IN MY ROOM.
Look at the stainless steel Jaguar XK8. Classy? Not really. However, it is the ultimate fire starter and the number one cause of accidents in Southern California. This was one of many highlights of the auto show. I took a picture of Al Sharpton but it didn't come out so good. He was looking at Cadillacs.
This is our horrible New Years champagne. It was three dollars at Sav-On. Next to it is my cup. Nobody uses that cup but me. It's got a gingerbread man holding a candycane. He protects my drinks from the homeless.
From left to right: Claude, Dave, Josh, homeless guy that we took in because we felt bad he was out begging on a freeway offramp during the holidays. He brought lots of oranges.
Here is the homeless guy again, I made him throw away his paper bag and bottle of malt liquor and gave him a glass of apple juice. Even the homeless need their vitamins. Notice that he is not drinking from my gingerbread man glass.
One more picture of the homeless guy. I don't know if he was trying to steal the dog or eat him. Shortly after that I kicked him out.
Slater is hiding from the homeless guy. He was really scared.
I decided to take Slater with me to the gas station. He loves being in the car. I should whore him out.
I PUT A COUCH IN MY ROOM.
Look at the stainless steel Jaguar XK8. Classy? Not really. However, it is the ultimate fire starter and the number one cause of accidents in Southern California. This was one of many highlights of the auto show. I took a picture of Al Sharpton but it didn't come out so good. He was looking at Cadillacs.