CURSED

[jonathangarrett]

Years ago a therapist called it magical thinking

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[tick_wonderdog]

I think some deity is unhappy with you. I recommend incense, Mexican holy candles, and a pint of vodka (this is for you). Then, on the sidewalk in front of your house, tie 2 fried chicken legs together with a red ribbon, set them next to a cup of rum, and set a plantain on top of them (this is for the loa)(i used to run with a santeria believing Cuban).

[jonathangarrett]

So which Loa will this bring? And do I have to keep supplying them with rum and chicken? Being that I live in Oakland, leaving such things on my sidewalk will likely not draw undue attention.

[flying_blind]

Sounds like you're cursed.

[jonathangarrett]

That's what I'm saying!