man... i'm such a jedi knight sometimes....
this is a conversation that i had with a girl. this is the best she could muster against me... sadly. notice her exit line. about my mom's cock. i mean. with so many points to argue in my essay. i am saddened that she couldn't find anything more to say about my essay than referring to a sexual relationship between my mother and I. also. notice how after i explain to her, using ten dollar words, what i meant, that she becomes disoriented and pacified.just read it's funny...
ACTUAL UNEDITED CONVERSATION
jonathansaurus: heyhey
anonymous girl: youre a fag
jonathansaurus: why?
anonymous girl: cause you were born
anonymous girl: and you hate on emo
anonymous girl: adn you think youre tehs hit
anonymous girl: shit
anonymous girl: so get a life
anonymous girl: adn stop screwing youre dog
anonymous girl: have anice day cunt bag nigger fucker
jonathansaurus: bad day?
anonymous girl: i cant atlk and i hate youre guytr
anonymous girl: yrue a fucking asshole so get a life
anonymous girl: adn stop staring at my tis all day
anonymous girl: loser
jonathansaurus: ooo
jonathansaurus: how come youre in sucha bad mood
anonymous girl: casue you are so fuckign stupid it hurts
anonymous girl: and you think you are teh shit
anonymous girl: adn you are damn ugly
anonymous girl: adn youer mean to my friend
anonymous girl: with the whoole emo thing
anonymous girl: serisouly get a life
anonymous girl: and you made up hald that shit.
anonymous girl: uhh jsut go fuck youre self
anonymous girl: youre damnn ugly anyway]
jonathansaurus: hahahahahahaha made up what?
anonymous girl: loossserrrrrrrr
anonymous girl: the hwole mo thing
anonymous girl: james did not wear horn rimmed glasses
anonymous girl: or an argilke sqweater
anonymous girl: get a lifeeee
anonymous girl: fucking cunt bag
anonymous girl: god damn the first time saw you i threw up in my mouth a little
anonymous girl: adn then swalleed it
anonymous girl: johnasaures? wtf kinda name is that
anonymous girl: and what kind of music do u listen to hmm
anonymous girl: you jusloues cause you get no girls
anonymous girl: so end up fuckig youre dog
anonymous girl: or yourselffff
anonymous girl: jesus man
anonymous girl: why are you not speaking? is it becasue youre faced with thet ruth
anonymous girl: hmm yeah
jonathansaurus: what truth? how can i hold any dialogue with a person who can't argue with any valid critisism and can't spell any better than a kindergardener?
anonymous girl: so what if i cant spell. spelling on the computer doesnt show how smart you are. you making fun of people who you barley know and make lies about is lame and low and it obviously shows that you have lox confidence so stop
jonathansaurus: you do realize that it wasn't meant to be read as the truth? anybody with the slightest education would know that james is not actually the white fang. and that although i managed to combine most of the stereotypical descriptions of persons who classify themselves as emo into his description, that wasn't the focus of what i wrote. it was a critique of all emo with james used as it's focus.
anonymous girl: why did you even post taht ewntry then
anonymous girl: hmm
jonathansaurus: it's kinda complicated and i'm not sure if you'd understand if i explained it. but i was using what's called a writer's license to explain my dislike of the lifestyle that that they have chosen for themselves. read the entire essay and you might understand. i chose in the latter paragraphs to compare the emo style with that of the punks because they share many similarities.
anonymous girl: hmmm ok
anonymous girl: well
anonymous girl: then
jonathansaurus: try to analyze what i wrote and look deeper into it that you did. the surface text of the essay isn't it's main substance
anonymous girl: critizes teh lifestule
anonymous girl: of fags like youreself
jonathansaurus: no i don't consider myself punk
anonymous girl: and then while you are suckign youre moms cock
anonymous girl: write abotu how long and hard it was
anonymous girl: so we can alkugh abotu it
anonymous girl: have anice day you fag
though she made many good points proving my faggotry...
"anonymous girl: youre a fag"
"anonymous girl: have anice day cunt bag nigger fucker"
"anonymous girl: of fags like youreself"
"anonymous girl: so end up fuckig youre dog"
"anonymous girl: and then while you are suckign youre moms cock"
and she showed outstanting spelling skills
anonymous girl: you jusloues cause you get no girls
i have a feeling that a trained chimp could have made a better case than she did... and Speed Racer's Monkey chim-chim mangaged to do so...
chim chim: jon, i think that your essay, while managing some intelligent critiques, was flawed by the fact that you focused on one of the emo instead of all of them. by including that general stereotype, it lowered your credibility in my eyes...
jon : i understand, chim chim. that was a very valid criticism.
chim chim : GIVE ME BANNANA'S!!!