why scientists hate me...
why scientists hate me...
first i'd like to give a shout-out to how amazingly awesome i am (can i do that? well i'm doing it anyway...)for with the help of pat and ann starting an e-riot in the previous entry with like 110 comments and 2000 hits or something... my awesomeness relates to why scientists hate me so read on...
the other day i was walking along and i saw this guy in a white lab coat pass me in the hall of the place where i was at and he gave me this look and then he spat his scientist spit on the floor in front of me. so i kicked him in the back and pushed him down an escalator. because that's the kinda guy i am (awesome).
i should explain. scientists all hate me. because one time the goverment decided to make an internationally standardized scale of awesome. And the scientists at the international academy of awesomeness made the scale from 1-10. 1 being the coolness of a scientist, and 10 being the level of coolness entitled maximum coolness. they looked far and wide and when they found me they knew that i was maximum coolness of ten. so they used me to base their coolness-detector on. but they said that for the scale to be accurate that i couldn't change at all in terms of coolness....
and for 10 years i was able to contain my coolness. but then some of it started leaking out and then there was awesomeness all around me. and when they looked they found out that i was at coolness level 15. so they all got really angry because they had to spend another 10 years re-making the coolness-detector. they were angry so they tried to fight me with science.
so they all started throwing lab-beakers at me and i caught one of them in my pecs and the others in my mouth and hands. and i laughed and pushed them all down an escalator. and because i keep on getting more awesome they still haven't finished the coolness detector. sorry scientists... i'm just too cool.
true story