what is it about my job and...........
WOW. Oh my god. Today at work, the art project was making these snakes by stuffing old ties with cotton-- the lady who runs the program at our school brought in this old box of ties from a garage sale or something. So anyways, pretty soon we all get bored of making snakes, and Mr. Matt was showing everyone how to tie a tie. This one kid, Zuke, grabs this tie out of the box, puts it around his neck, and starts trying to do it. He keeps going like, oh is this right is that right, and Matt is helping him. After like a minute of this, all of a sudden Matt start cracking up, tears and everything. All I could get out of him was, "look at tie." So I look up, and this tie is literally a giant penis, with the head pointing down and the upper part of the tie having hair graphics! OMG you cannot imagine how hard (no pun intended) we were laughing, were talking rolling around on the ground, crying, and peeing your pants it was so funny. The best thing was, the kid wearing it didn't realize it! He just kept trying to tie it, until he finally looks down at it and just is like AHHHHHHHHHHH, and starts cracking up. All the other kids want to know what is so funny; most of them got it, and then one of the younger girls goes, "oh yea, thats the harry finger." Oh man I was about to die at this point, but it gets better. Then they start looking at it, and it says in really big letters "THE HAIRY DICK TIE"- like that was the actual name of it! AHHHHH I know it is so inappropriate for kids, but most of them knew what it was anyways, and I doubt I will ever laugh like that again. The weirdest thing was, that our boss (old, mean lady) had brought all the ties in, and she didnt take that one out! Me and Matt hypothesized that she had never seen one before, and were probly right. LOL wow what a day, what a day. Seriously what is it about the SAC program and penises.....first the infamous 40 ft "rocketship:, now the "hairy dick tie." We are seriously messing up some kids here, but it was freakin hilarious anyways. HAHAHHAHAHA I still cant stop laughing.........