A Memo to the Fairer Sex

[jojofries]

As some of you may know I am single (that's right, ladies!). But before you think about courting me here are a few things that I expect from a potential mate:

• You must cook me a delicious, nutritious dinner every night. The meal should be three courses, not including dessert and must be fresh. One thing I don't need is a parade of leftovers, I

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[redmarley]

you just made me straight
marry me?

[illicit]

HANDS OFF BITCH HE'S MINE!

[redmarley]

than why am i sitting on his face right now?

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[jojofries]

Oooh! Answer that one, Canada!

-J. Fries

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[redmarley]

ahahahahahaha

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[jojofries]

Oh my! RRRREEEEOOOWRRRR, ladies!

-J. Fries

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[jojofries]

I Do!

-J. Fries

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[redmarley]

you've made me the happiest closet lesbian ever:):)

i'm feeling fertile, inject me with your man love now

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[jojofries]

'Bout time you lesbians started gettin' knocked up! Now take them shoes off, woman!

-J. Fries