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Fireside Chat With The Invisible Woman

Feb 12, 2004 05:28

Here it is. Proof positive that I don't need another human to have a good time! God Bless you, tac00000! You are God's favorite!

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hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... anonymous February 12 2004, 03:35:51 UTC

hi jojofries, i listen to christian music... i am waitin to buy another cd, can't wait
have you heard about The Christ? it's a movie about the last hours of Jesus' life before the Crucifixion - i've heard a lot of good things about it, and i agree after seeing the trailers...
i'll include a few links below. check these out, they moved me. i mean, if a TRAILER can make you cry, it's got to be some movie!

Some trailers

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The Passion of the Christ (flash)
Other trailers
i dont want to clutter up your journal, but i would hope you and some of your friends would actually appreciate this - i'm trying to spread the word about this film , i feel that compelled!
later jojofries,
- Chris

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... smogo February 12 2004, 04:11:11 UTC

Something tells me that you just spammed the wrong guy....

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... turb0mang February 12 2004, 06:18:27 UTC

AHAHAHAHA "i am waitin to buy another cd, can't wait" <-- what are you 'waitin' on? your tax return? i love anonymous users.

-DeJeZus

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... jojofries February 13 2004, 01:09:51 UTC

I think he is waiting for the Rapture.

-J. Fries

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... alarmed February 12 2004, 08:25:03 UTC

Hi Chris

If you like Christian Music, you should pick up Lamb of God, they are a Christian band from Richmond Virginia. The best one is New American Gospel.

Fries - this post is above and beyond that of what I expect of you concerning my humor department, A++, 5 Stars, many redundant cliche's come hither.

Thank you.
alarmed

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... jojofries February 13 2004, 00:44:18 UTC

Thank you very much, Alarmed! I have to say I've always wondered if your LiveJournal name was meant to indicate that you are shocked or if it means that you have Al's arms?

-J. Fries

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... alarmed February 13 2004, 08:13:16 UTC

Wow... I haven't ever heard that. There is a reasonable (yet boring) reason why I have my name.
But from now on its because I "had" Al's arms (past tense and all)
LOL, thanks

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... whitefire February 12 2004, 08:42:31 UTC

Ok, seriously now: what was it about this entry that would make Mr. Bible thumper here respond with an ad for The Passion? Was it the "semen producing testes"?

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... whitefire February 12 2004, 13:46:14 UTC

Oh, and "keep that pussy in shape"? I'm saying that to the next girl I break up with.

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... jojofries February 13 2004, 01:00:05 UTC

Haha! And she will love you for it! It will let her know that, even though your paths in life are branching off, you still want her to have a champion vagina.

-J. Fries

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... jojofries February 13 2004, 00:41:26 UTC

Thank you, brother! It is very good of you to advertise here on my LiveJournal. You are truly a soldier of Christ! I only hope that your message of going to see a movie will touch others as it has touched me. Your hands are truly guided by almighty God. Let's face it, the big man's probably not gonna do much PR for this film (even if it is his) and if it weren't for your tireless efforts on his behalf I fear no one would even hear about this picture, say on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, PBS or the Spice Channel. Keep spreading the Gospel! Hey, who knows, maybe somebody will make a few bucks on it somehow! Or at least use it as a springboard for some fundamentalist agenda or other!

Further, I must commend you on your ability to appreciate my LiveJournal for what it is; a virtual church dedicated to glorifying the Lord. So many are confused about my message, but in your righteousness you were able to see the meaning in my words. When you read "tac00000, you should see her TITS!" you knew that I was saying, "tac00000 ( ... )

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... bebopmonkey March 10 2004, 00:21:30 UTC

That was beautiful [wipes tear] and touching. have you ever thought of giving sermons yourself. you know, for satan.

Re: hey jojofries, ur journal is interesting... jojofries March 10 2004, 14:04:36 UTC

I gave it a lot of thought. . .I even got e-ordained by the Universal Life Church in preparation for such a carreer. But then something terrible happened that changed my life forever.

-J. Fries

Hhahaha bebopmonkey March 10 2004, 14:13:31 UTC

I will not give you the satisfaction of asking! But you're good, I'll give you that.
So if you're ordained, you can marry people, right? I bet you could make a lot of money at parties.

Re: Hhahaha jojofries March 10 2004, 14:16:07 UTC

I can marry people and it would be legal and binding. As a matter of fact, some friends of mine who are marrying each other have asked me to perform the ceremony. I'm not sure yet if I will, it depends on the honorarium, but I do have the calling and it would be selfish of me to keep it to myself. But then something terrible happened that changed my life forever.

-J. Fries

Resistance... wearing... down... argh! bebopmonkey March 10 2004, 14:27:56 UTC

What about drive-by weddings? No, thats silly, how would they know they'd just been married.

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