Fireside Chat With The Invisible Woman
Here it is. Proof positive that I don't need another human to have a good time! God Bless you, tac00000! You are God's favorite!
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BlaXor: You are interested in "books" according to AIM, that is why I messaged you.
BlaXor: According to your user info you also enjoy cybersex.
BlaXor: I didn't know that, but I will do my best. . .
BlaXor: Your keyboard is on my vagina. . .
BlaXor: oooh! That feels good!
BlaXor: It touched my clitoris/penis!
BlaXor: Oooh, yeah. Right there!
BlaXor: That's the spot!
BlaXor: What you are doing feels good on the part of my body that you specify!
BlaXor: In particular, my sex organs feel engorged!
BlaXor: "Oh!"
BlaXor: I yelled that as a result of you describing touching a particularly sensitive part of my anatomy! I can only guess that it was my penis/testicles, both of which are extremely sensitive, the touching of which might result in my feeling somewhat exultant.
BlaXor: I apologize if my exuberance seems misplaced. Please understand that as I expel copious sperm cells from my testes I am imagining that the vessels of those cells (namely my testes) are being touched by you, whom I can only guess is a super-model/porno-queen looking to get a few kicks in your off-time here on AIM.
BlaXor: I should mention at this point that I am a "swinger". If you want to take another partner I will totally understand!
BlaXor: Hell! I'll get off on it!
(several minutes elapse)
BlaXor: You know, maybe this is weird to bring up, but I just don't feel like we connect anymore. It's not you, it's me.
BlaXor: It justs seems like we put so many expectations on one another. . .there's no way we could have lived up to all that.
BlaXor: I really do still want to be friends!
BlaXor: I think that we connected in a meaningful way and it would be a shame to stop talking altogether!
BlaXor: tac00000, I still love you, I'm just not IN love with you. I hope you understand.
BlaXor: The thing is. . .I've met someone else.
BlaXor: It's funny really. . .haha
BlaXor: You'd like her.
BlaXor: She is also a nameless entity on AIM who I can never hope to meet.
BlaXor: tac00000, you should see her TITS! From what I understand they are HUGE!
BlaXor: I'm preaching to the choir, I know. Still. . .
BlaXor: You will always hold a special place in my heart.
BlaXor: Well, I guess this is goodbye. Listen, if you ever need to talk to somebody please don't hesitate to msg me!
BlaXor: I'm here!
BlaXor: Well, not "here"!
BlaXor: You know what I mean.
BlaXor: Anyway. . .keep that pussy in shape, huh?
BlaXor: Jeez. This is hard.
BlaXor: I'm really gonna miss you!
BlaXor: Alright. . .this is it. . .goodbye, tac00000!
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I know that Valentine's Day is just around the corner and I hope that this post reaches out to some of you. It is always difficult to give up the one you love, but if you look at the way tac00000 and I handled it, at least you have an example of the right way to do it. I love you all. Please give me a blowjob?
-J. Fries
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BlaXor: You are interested in "books" according to AIM, that is why I messaged you.
BlaXor: According to your user info you also enjoy cybersex.
BlaXor: I didn't know that, but I will do my best. . .
BlaXor: Your keyboard is on my vagina. . .
BlaXor: oooh! That feels good!
BlaXor: It touched my clitoris/penis!
BlaXor: Oooh, yeah. Right there!
BlaXor: That's the spot!
BlaXor: What you are doing feels good on the part of my body that you specify!
BlaXor: In particular, my sex organs feel engorged!
BlaXor: "Oh!"
BlaXor: I yelled that as a result of you describing touching a particularly sensitive part of my anatomy! I can only guess that it was my penis/testicles, both of which are extremely sensitive, the touching of which might result in my feeling somewhat exultant.
BlaXor: I apologize if my exuberance seems misplaced. Please understand that as I expel copious sperm cells from my testes I am imagining that the vessels of those cells (namely my testes) are being touched by you, whom I can only guess is a super-model/porno-queen looking to get a few kicks in your off-time here on AIM.
BlaXor: I should mention at this point that I am a "swinger". If you want to take another partner I will totally understand!
BlaXor: Hell! I'll get off on it!
(several minutes elapse)
BlaXor: You know, maybe this is weird to bring up, but I just don't feel like we connect anymore. It's not you, it's me.
BlaXor: It justs seems like we put so many expectations on one another. . .there's no way we could have lived up to all that.
BlaXor: I really do still want to be friends!
BlaXor: I think that we connected in a meaningful way and it would be a shame to stop talking altogether!
BlaXor: tac00000, I still love you, I'm just not IN love with you. I hope you understand.
BlaXor: The thing is. . .I've met someone else.
BlaXor: It's funny really. . .haha
BlaXor: You'd like her.
BlaXor: She is also a nameless entity on AIM who I can never hope to meet.
BlaXor: tac00000, you should see her TITS! From what I understand they are HUGE!
BlaXor: I'm preaching to the choir, I know. Still. . .
BlaXor: You will always hold a special place in my heart.
BlaXor: Well, I guess this is goodbye. Listen, if you ever need to talk to somebody please don't hesitate to msg me!
BlaXor: I'm here!
BlaXor: Well, not "here"!
BlaXor: You know what I mean.
BlaXor: Anyway. . .keep that pussy in shape, huh?
BlaXor: Jeez. This is hard.
BlaXor: I'm really gonna miss you!
BlaXor: Alright. . .this is it. . .goodbye, tac00000!
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I know that Valentine's Day is just around the corner and I hope that this post reaches out to some of you. It is always difficult to give up the one you love, but if you look at the way tac00000 and I handled it, at least you have an example of the right way to do it. I love you all. Please give me a blowjob?
-J. Fries