I've been busting my ass getting my belongings on eBay, many of them selling for 99 cents or not selling at all, and it occurred to me, if I just got one day of work as a union extra on a TV show or movie, I could just throw away or donate a lot my stuff and end up with more money.
Bid on my things anyway:
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZantoinebugleboy