Miracle at Springfield
The following has not been edited in any way, shape, or form. It is not originally my story, but it is all 100% true. The building in question has been condemned for a number of years and boarded up. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the innocent.
Johnstarr,
Hope all is well... Just wanted to let you in on the news of the millennium before its gone.
Jesus has appeared at Springfield (see attached pics).
Pablo noticed it last thursday. I got pics of it on Friday. No telling when the Vatican will get involved! :-)
Whoever climbed up into that attic to put that there risked life and limb. Don't show any of your liberal friends, though - they'll probably get the ACLU to sue Springfield for separation of church and state! :-)
Take care...
-Dino
Johnstarr,
Hope all is well... Just wanted to let you in on the news of the millennium before its gone.
Jesus has appeared at Springfield (see attached pics).
Pablo noticed it last thursday. I got pics of it on Friday. No telling when the Vatican will get involved! :-)
Whoever climbed up into that attic to put that there risked life and limb. Don't show any of your liberal friends, though - they'll probably get the ACLU to sue Springfield for separation of church and state! :-)
Take care...
-Dino
