I have been riding my bike every day this week and as such my body is turning into HARDENED STEEL. I know this because I can feel my thighs and buttocks area. As in, not with my hands (though I can do that too). Soon I will look like Wolverine in my icon. Ladies and gents, form an orderly queue.
Unrelated. Note to self: Buy
nixwilliams a
foot grater for his birthday.