Hello lovelies,
I have a request for you. I need a new beta.
Someone is going to North America for three weeks (no, I am not jealous. it will be cold) and I plan to churn out many great masterpieces during that time. So if any of you can offer your beta-ing services, that would be great and I would love you forever and do anything you wanted (within limits). So far this request is just a call-out, but I am working on a couple of things, so I might need someone in a little bit, presuming I stop talking and start writing. Though most of what I am writing these days is in the Top Gear fandom, you probably don't necessarily have to be in that fandom - I am really looking for someone to check grammar, spelling, sentence structure, whether things make sense (within the cracktastic internal logic which operates in my mind/stories).
Positions also available: cheer-squad/people to pester me to write/post stuff and to remind me about things I started but have not finished.
The unfinished fic list looks like this:
- the thing in which Faun!Richard makes tea for a distressed James, there is frolicking in a forest, the others are transformed into surprising things which I hope will make people gasp at my brilliant and cracktastic mind, lol.
- the thing with many Wolfies and zombie slaying and the orgy of people from my flist in the backseat of the Impala (don't know where that's going, but people are still welcome to put up their hands if they want to be part of the orgy. it'll be WAY HAWT, but slightly vague and more suggestive than graphic.)
- the really old thing that I still can't believe I haven't finished, I started writing it for Doodle ages ago. It's about The Stig and James, and features what I hope is hot smutty alien brain sex (but might actually just be weird). I have that all plotted out, why oh why isn't it written yet?
- the thing about the Suzuki Liana, the Black Stig and Jason Dawe - the neglected members of the TG fandom. Come on, they deserve love too!
- that thing I started in which I was trying to write James as FTM trans. I don't know about that one. We'll see.
- the steampunk thing in which Richard is a robot, James is fixing his mechanical/clockwork heart (which is broken) and The Stig wears a fencing mask.
- Richard/tractor/digger/crane. Um. Yes. Maybe.
- the other faun!Richard idea (credit to
deliciousmelody) in which James encounters a werefaun who has a familiar face. James is bitten during the ensuing porn. Is James now a werefaun too?! etc