So I haven't posted in a while....

[johnnyperv]

Johnnyperv is dead. As he was unable to enjoy the company of His friends, he would offend others. The powers at be no longer cared for his sense of humor therefore forced him to feel unwanted. For many years now, perv fought to stay around, but alas, he could not overcome the conformity constantly attacking him. He thought of changing his name

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[johnnygrits]

What up douche? I heard you were in B'ham. You should have called us.
We will be coming down to Dauphin Island in the early summer. I'll get in touch with you when we have a date.

[johnnycirrhosis]

drop me a line, dickhole.

205-492-0518

[jonezell]

did you get my message? sorry I couldn't make it up to bham this weekend, and that I was too drunk on friday to remembered you had called. i don't think that the perv will ever die, his monstrous, sub-mongoloid libido being imbued with an indestructibility only matched by maybe Jason Vorhees, or some sort of phoenix of legend. and like the phoenix, his penis rises again and again, birthing itself anew for purposes of stretching, then expanding, shucking, and finally discarding the carcasses of all of creation's organisms made lower than himself--which believe me, are most.

So what I'm trying to say is I'll see you when we head to dauphin isle.

[ex_tooshay]

:(

[farmcore]

it's a sad sad day... he will be missed.