So I haven't posted in a while....

[johnnyperv]

Johnnyperv is dead. As he was unable to enjoy the company of His friends, he would offend others. The powers at be no longer cared for his sense of humor therefore forced him to feel unwanted. For many years now, perv fought to stay around, but alas, he could not overcome the conformity constantly attacking him. He thought of changing his name to johnnyserious or johnnystoic, but thought better of it. Swallowed by his profession and lack of enteraction with his friends, perv snuffed it. He is no longer and shall be no more forever. Society's knoose tighted, and he expired his last breath.

Put in eulogies if you like.