AHHCHOOO!
Today I sneezed. Yes, a pretty uninteresting thing to write about. But then I realized, can you ever have an angry sneeze? Most bodily functions can intertwine with the your current emotion, but sneezing can't. No matter what emotional state you are in, a sneeze is still a sneeze. Picture you being in an intense quarrel with a look of intensity and fierceness... and then you sneezed. This in turn totally ruins your intensity and fierceness. I challenge all of you to see if you can recreate all that magical anger and fury after you have just sneezed. You essentially lose all credibility once you sneezed. It's the one bodily function that can neutralize any argument as well. So if you're in a dicey situation with a foe you would much rather want to end it with, just sneeze and see what happens. It will totally throw him/her off guard. And If you're really lucky, that person will respond back with a "Bless You"
LOL an image just came to my head: Two really buff men are arguing with each other. They are basically at necks end and are about to throw fist-a-cuffs. All of a sudden one of them sneezes a cute little sneeze. The other buff man, caught off guard, could do nothing but say, "Gazoontite!"
Utter hilarity.
LOL an image just came to my head: Two really buff men are arguing with each other. They are basically at necks end and are about to throw fist-a-cuffs. All of a sudden one of them sneezes a cute little sneeze. The other buff man, caught off guard, could do nothing but say, "Gazoontite!"
Utter hilarity.