Wii, Eat Your Heart Out
I have a new idea for a Mario game. I know they've done "prequels" before like Yoshi's Island but I want to see a real Mario prequel that tells us how it all began. The game will be called "Mario's Immigration Story." It will be about his perilous journey from Italy to New York City. He will probably be hopping through customs lines and bopping INS workers on the head when they deny his greencard. I haven't fleshed out the details yet.