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[johnnycoup]

Today is super rad, I've got to say. Beer will generally help you see things in a more favorable light. I remember when I quit drinking...I'd just arrived back from Tel Aviv, and Heidi had just dumped me for one of the biggest losers I had ever had the misfortune of meeting.since the act of dumping me for the loser implied that I was an even bigger loser drove me to drink to liver failure - that and the fact that I liked to drink. The doctor said that if I didn't quit, it would kill me. They said the same thing about cheeseburgers, but yeah, fuck giving up cheeseburgers. Anyways, I'm drunk. And it's cold out.

I really, really hope that you have a great weekend, and I love you.