Her: Hey! Food me! NOW!
Me: You have food already.
Her: Say WHAAAAT?
Me: Look in your bowl. See the food you didn't eat earlier?
Her: Mmmmmmmmaybe
Me: Well it's still there. You can eat that.
Her: I dunno. I think you should give me more food.
Me: But then we'll just go through this all over again in another two hours and good lord I'm talking to
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