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Shalom! I apologize in advance that this entry will contain few-to-no funnies or racist remarks. In case you didn't know (that is, in case you don't go to my school, speak to me on a semi-regular basis, watch News 12 Long Island, or read the Bellmore Herald, Newsday, Daily News, or Newsday), I'm leaving tomorrow for a far away land known as Manhattan for the national finals of the Siemens Westinghouse Competition, otherwise known as the World Series of Asian (and one Jewish) Science Geeks. More information here if you'd like. So if you want to come see me do my presentation, it'll be sometime Sunday afternoon between 12 and 4 (I believe) at the Kimmel Center at NYU. The Cougar cheerleaders maybe be unable to make it, but there may very well be quite a posse out there Sunday. Or, if you can't make it out to the city (because knowing you, you love me way too much to willingly miss it), you can watch it whenever you'd like at this page starting sometime Sunday afternoon. And of course you can also have your Official Adam Solomon Fan Club t-shirt printed up just in time for the big day. And if you're a fat guy, we could use you to paint either the second "A" or the "M" on your belly. I'm feeling a little bit of pressure but it's also very exciting. I'm not just representing New York and four of its neighboring states, I'm representing 12 million Jews (the other people in the competition are Desh Mohan, Michael Viscardi, Kiran Pendri, Luyi Zhao, and Xue Feng. Find me one Yid in that list.). So wish me luck and I'll try to update with a funny soon!
Oh, fine, just one. And it's about black people! So as you may know, my research deals with a class of celestial objects called brown dwarfs, so in an effort to annoy my Intel teachers (and help espouse white supremacy, of course), I've taken to calling one of the brown dwarfs "Gary Coleman" a lot during my practice presentations. Just hope that I don't accidentally do it during the actual presentation. "Well, this is a very unusual brown dwarf that we dubbed Gary Coleman. As you can see from Mr. Coleman's near-infrared spectrum..."
Oh, fine, just one. And it's about black people! So as you may know, my research deals with a class of celestial objects called brown dwarfs, so in an effort to annoy my Intel teachers (and help espouse white supremacy, of course), I've taken to calling one of the brown dwarfs "Gary Coleman" a lot during my practice presentations. Just hope that I don't accidentally do it during the actual presentation. "Well, this is a very unusual brown dwarf that we dubbed Gary Coleman. As you can see from Mr. Coleman's near-infrared spectrum..."