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So as I'm sure all of you JFK Seniors '06 already know, sheets have been widely distributed for you to nominate people for all of the senior class superlatives. And since there's no "Most Likely to Win the Nobel Prize in Physics" category (and, accordingly, no "Most Disgustingly Egostical and Unmodest"), I'm going for what suits me second best. Now we've already got a lot of votes for me so we need your vote to help keep this alive! So remember, everyone, help support my bid, please vote for
Adam Solomon, Class Cutie 2006
This is real, people, we've already got lots of votes and if you vote and rally up more votes then we have a real shot at this! If you succumb to peer pressure, then just remember--all the cool kids are nominating me! And if you don't, then remember--all the kids who are their own individuals and make their own rules are voting for me too!
I think you get the point.
Oh, and by the way, join the JFK Science Olympiad team. Now that we're defending county champs and officially Kennedy's most accomplished sports team, we can unfurl our new motto, so just remember:
Bellmore-Kennedy Science Team: We're Better Than Cougar Football
"Your children will laugh when you die."
--Crazy Old Guy, A Thousand Acres
Adam Solomon, Class Cutie 2006
This is real, people, we've already got lots of votes and if you vote and rally up more votes then we have a real shot at this! If you succumb to peer pressure, then just remember--all the cool kids are nominating me! And if you don't, then remember--all the kids who are their own individuals and make their own rules are voting for me too!
I think you get the point.
Oh, and by the way, join the JFK Science Olympiad team. Now that we're defending county champs and officially Kennedy's most accomplished sports team, we can unfurl our new motto, so just remember:
Bellmore-Kennedy Science Team: We're Better Than Cougar Football
"Your children will laugh when you die."
--Crazy Old Guy, A Thousand Acres