Real conversations with my family
Me: So where do we want to go on vacation next year?
My Lovely Wife (MLW): I'm not sure.
Me: How about - Dollywood!
MLW: I hear that's actually a fun place.
Me: Hm. Maybe I could ride the twin peaks roller coaster ride.
MLW: Really.
My Daughter Emily: Really? That would be fun!
Me: Yup - and I hear they have biiiiig cotton candy bags?
Emily: Can I get two?
MLW: *snerk*
Me: Yes! And then I can put my face between the two bags and go "brrrrrrrbbbbrrrr!"
Emily: Really?
MLW: No, he won't!
Me: Awwww....
MLW: If you want to put your face between two big bags of cotton candy-
Me: Honey. Not in front of the children.
MLW: ....
My Lovely Wife (MLW): I'm not sure.
Me: How about - Dollywood!
MLW: I hear that's actually a fun place.
Me: Hm. Maybe I could ride the twin peaks roller coaster ride.
MLW: Really.
My Daughter Emily: Really? That would be fun!
Me: Yup - and I hear they have biiiiig cotton candy bags?
Emily: Can I get two?
MLW: *snerk*
Me: Yes! And then I can put my face between the two bags and go "brrrrrrrbbbbrrrr!"
Emily: Really?
MLW: No, he won't!
Me: Awwww....
MLW: If you want to put your face between two big bags of cotton candy-
Me: Honey. Not in front of the children.
MLW: ....