The man who was obsessed with my underpants
Whenever I travel, because I don't drink, I usually wind up being the designated driver. This was back when I was a Mormon, so that made it even easier to convince people about why I didn't drink.
One thing to mention about Mormons is they wear special clothes called garments. It's kind of like how some religions wear a scarf or a special hat or something. For Mormons, it's basically a t-shirt and boxers.
Problem is, while I was on this business trip, there was one guy who kept asking questions about the garments. Why are they worn. What are they made of. All the way to the restaurant in a car full of people while I'm driving.
It got tiring.
When we got to the restaurant, the waitress came out. "Hi, I'm Judy - how are we all doing tonight!"
I smiled. "Oh, we're all fine. I should mention that this guy is obsessed with the state of my underwear, so just ignored him."
This coworker never asked about my underthings again.
One thing to mention about Mormons is they wear special clothes called garments. It's kind of like how some religions wear a scarf or a special hat or something. For Mormons, it's basically a t-shirt and boxers.
Problem is, while I was on this business trip, there was one guy who kept asking questions about the garments. Why are they worn. What are they made of. All the way to the restaurant in a car full of people while I'm driving.
It got tiring.
When we got to the restaurant, the waitress came out. "Hi, I'm Judy - how are we all doing tonight!"
I smiled. "Oh, we're all fine. I should mention that this guy is obsessed with the state of my underwear, so just ignored him."
This coworker never asked about my underthings again.