Things I learned on vacation
1) IPhones do not like to to go swimming.
2) It is possible to crawl so hard that you give yourself a friction blister
3) My wife still looks hot in a swimsuit.
4) . . . . or anything else for that matter
5) vacations with kids are not the same sleep/eat/laze around fest that vacations were *before* kids
6) If the babies eyes bug out when you try to put him in bed, he may need a bit more cuddling to get used to the strange place.
7) It is possible to completely fill the back of a Sequoia with the stuff triplets 'need' on a trip . . . .and not have enough room for your measly little suitcase.
8) Traveling at night means babies sleep
9) traveling during the day means a 4 hour drive takes 8 hours
10) At least one of my children has my same love of the natural world (that is to say, none at all).
11) the best toy is the one your brother is playing with
12) In small towns, parents of triplets are GODS
13) Buckees does not have any tables.
More as they occur to me . . . .
2) It is possible to crawl so hard that you give yourself a friction blister
3) My wife still looks hot in a swimsuit.
4) . . . . or anything else for that matter
5) vacations with kids are not the same sleep/eat/laze around fest that vacations were *before* kids
6) If the babies eyes bug out when you try to put him in bed, he may need a bit more cuddling to get used to the strange place.
7) It is possible to completely fill the back of a Sequoia with the stuff triplets 'need' on a trip . . . .and not have enough room for your measly little suitcase.
8) Traveling at night means babies sleep
9) traveling during the day means a 4 hour drive takes 8 hours
10) At least one of my children has my same love of the natural world (that is to say, none at all).
11) the best toy is the one your brother is playing with
12) In small towns, parents of triplets are GODS
13) Buckees does not have any tables.
More as they occur to me . . . .