There's nothing wrong with being cremated. Just think of it as being shoved (maybe forcefully) into a huge oven. A extremely hot oven. nah, it wouldnt be painful cause you'd be dead by then.

i hate the term old school, i hate people who claim to be 'Old School'. like some dude i know wore this really ugly shirt and i asked him: ''dude, wts are you wearing man?'' and he replied :'' awh nothing man, im just OLD SCHOOL mann..''

Duude, you aint old school, you're just plain old. Dick.

Haha old dick

than your mother

now im cool-er

duuuude, im blogging!

oh Hallelujah! finally someone managed to beat Nadal and strip him of his record of 32 consecutive sets won at the Roland Garros, and well, it was more of a mild trashing of 3 sets to 1 in Robin Soderling's favour.

SWEDES FOR THE WIN!

my faci is freaking boring, so boring that i'd rather kill myself, resurrect, kill myself and resurrect all over again just for the fun of it.

Okay, i've decided to post what happened with the principal.

From the moment i sat down, i received a hardcore scolding all thanks to my facebook group. i was almost 'expelled' too, well, self expelled. He had the withdrawal form on the table. And he went like: ''Are you proud to be an RP student? Cause if you're not, i'm not proud to have you ( Read more... )

i think that Swine Flu was a result of North Korea's Nuclear warfare. They launched their rocket or missile or something like that right? and did no one notice how the whole Swine Flu, oops, i mean H1N1 Influenza A Virus was discovered only shortly after the reported missile launch. its just like China's plot to take over the world with Melamine. i ( Read more... )

as soon as i got into the cab, the driver asked me:

"Do you know what i thought you were when i saw you from a far?"

johnboy: "what?"

driver: "I thought you were carrying a haversack. I thought you were going camping or something. But then i realised it was your head"