on_thecouch 27.2 - How do you feel about that?

[john_movinon]

Celebrity crushes. I don't get them, that's how I feel about that. No, really. I mean... yeah. They're just people. You're never really going to meet them. Even if you did? They usually aren't all they're cracked up to be. They just think they are. I've run into that more then once. Except for, like, Tony Stark. Anyway

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[siryn_song]

That poor dog!

[john_movinon]

Oh, come on. That is HILARIOUS.

[siryn_song]

What if you have kids over or something? "Meet my dog, Asshole."

Oh and celebrity crushes? Me. Ewan McGregor. Yes.

[john_movinon]

Okay so you do have a point. He'll have a middle name, a kid-friendly one that I'll use around kids.

Not that I would actually get a dog.

The character on the show? DOES have kids. Three of them. And he still named the dog Asshole. HILARIOUS. It was the ugliest thing ever.

If JP really does buys me a shark, maybe I'll name him Asshole. Or, like, Fuckface or something.

Ewan McGregor. He's pretty hot.

[siryn_song]

Asshole Rainbows Allerdyce.

Poor dog! It's ugly and has the name Asshole. Poor dog.

Fuckface the Shark. If I get my elephant? I'm going to name it a nice name.

He's gorgeous! Moulin Rouge, Velvet Goldmine, the first of the new Star Wars movies? Yum. I want a marathon now.

[john_movinon]

Rainbows. Oh, no. No no no no. I don't think I could call a pet Rainbows, even if it was being called Asshole most the time.

Uh, yeeeah. And it suffers an unfortunate accident too. Poor dog indeed.

Well. Okay, maybe not Fuckface. It should be something more... generic but original or something. Like, Nettik. That was actually a good name. Even though it doesn't really work with shark. Like, Krahs. ALMOST can be Krash... hey. Not bad.

I'll just name everything Hey You.

JP and I watched Velvet Goldmine. It was good, and he was definitely hot in it. Oh, hey, we can Marathon next week. I'll fine a Denis Leary movie, and you get an Ewan McGregor one.

[siryn_song]

Muffins?

What happens? Oh, poor dog. I can't watch things where animals get hurt. Yes, I'm one of those people.

Krash. Not bad. I could approve of that.

No you will not! Poor hypothetical animals.

Yes! Oh I have to pick a really good one. Have you seen Big Fish?

[john_movinon]

No way.

Well, you don't actually see it. But you know it happens. But, still, you're one of those people so you still wouldn't like it, I'm sure.

It's not that bad, no. Even though the shark itself is hypothetical.

Oh, come on! That's not that bad. Hey You Shark. It's funny.

Did you see how I performed at Scene It the other day? No, I don't think I have. But I'll watch it if it's what you want to watch.

I actually haven't seen any of Leary's movies, I don't think, which is why I want to, so I don't know if I'll pick a 'good' one or not, since it'll be the first time I'm seeing it too. But I'm thinking... either Demolition Man or The Ref.

[siryn_song]

I'll keep thinking.

No, I wouldn't. Hang on, I have to go hug Tripod.

Okay back. Hey You Shark is kinda funny. And he'll know you're talking to him. Do sharks have ears?

Good point. Yes, I think that's the one we should watch. Because it has the scene with the field of flowers and it's beautiful. You'll probably think it's cheesy. But I don't care.

Um, does Ice Age count? I've seen that. Cool, I'm up for anything. Except dog abuse.

[john_movinon]

It's all really hypothetically anyway. But if you come up with a good 'kid-friendly' name for Asshole, I'll keep it in mind.

You totally just did, didn't you?

I... have no idea. They must be able to pick up sounds, or like vibrations or something, somehow. Now I have to look it up.

Uh... Beautiful? I'll watch it, but then we're so watching Demolition Man. Cheesy 90s Stallone Action Flick to balance out the beautiful girly stuff. Heh.

I've never seen Ice Age. Isn't that a cartoon? Leary voices in it?

[siryn_song]

I will consider it my challenge.

Yes I did!

You could call him Deafie.

Okay. Fine. But you will cry at Big Fish. And if not, you get to get me tissues because I always cry. ALWAYS.

It's a really cute cartoon! Yeah, he's the sabertooth tiger.

[john_movinon]

Haha, okay.

Oh, Theresa. Oh, Dog.

I still kinda like Hey You.

I don't cry. But, yes, I'll fetch your tissues for you.

I'll have to watch it sometime. Maybe with Audrey, or Henry, or someone.

[siryn_song]

Dog loves you. He was so happy he got to see you on Thursday.

Hey You works too. Hey You Deaf Shark. The third. Just to make it longer.

You're my tissue bitch! :)

Audrey would love it. Talking animals being cute. Very much her thing.

[john_movinon]

Dog. Yes, I noticed by the way he slobbered at my feet while I was trying to eat.

A long named shark. Nice. I think I like it.

... I'm no one's bitch, Terry. I might agree to Tissue Boy. Or Man. Whatever. Heh.

Yes it is. She made me watch some horrible one about the Central Park Zoo and ones that escaped? Not funny and the giraffe guy from Friends annoyed me. But I didn't tell her that.

[siryn_song]

Awwwwww.

Me too.

Okay. Not bitch. Tissue Man. You're my Tissue Man.

Madagascar! Er, don't ask how I knew that.

[john_movinon]

Tissue Man. I can deal with that.

Oh, yeeeah. That's the one. She liked it. Then again, it did have talking animals.