That meme my boyfriends spread around and JP said I should do.
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and enter the answers to the following questions in the search box then post the first result.
1) Your name? John
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a person who uses the services of a prostitute
2) Your age? 20
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Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
3) One of your friends? Sasha
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Short for Alexandra or Alexander
It can be used for males or females
It means defending men and is a Greek name
4) What should you be doing? paperwork
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Wiping your ass with toilet paper after you take a shit.
5) Favorite color? Red
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Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
6) Birthplace? Australia
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The best fuckin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.
7) Month of your birthday? May
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cool; sexy; hot
8) Last person you talked to? Eric
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The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect!
9) One of your nicknames? Pyro
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Something that hundreds of kids call themselves. Thay are NOT pyros. Pyromania is a mental illness where the person sets things on fire or explodes things for satisfaction. Like all manias, it acts as an addiction and pyromaniacs will feel uncomfortable and uneasy. Thay won't be able to sleep or stay calm. Just because you carry a lighter around that doesn't make you a pyro.
That last one sorta... whatever.
Was busy today at Saj. Holiday meal for lunch and preparation for supper. And then over to Terry's for a fantastic dinner. You did good, Terry. Thanks. I'm glad I could spend the holiday with my work and family and friends.
Anyway, yeah. Hope everyone had a good day.