Memories:
joflo1331: Well...I'll be leaving soon...so let us say a short prayer. "Lord, if it is in your great and infinite will to ever give Johnathan and I the antishaft - let it be tonight. Let me win the $1000 worth of fireworks, so that I might use thine 10% of it to smite my enemies in thine holy name, and the other 90% in blowing up a small, unnecessary portion of your great Earth..with the fire, and the flashing, and the booming, and the people aflame running straight up to heaven. May all pyrotechnics be made and all things unmade in your holy name. Amen."
Ya’ll be gettin’ on the computer? See, the thing is, if you about to be up on this biatch…check it - peep AOL. We be connectin’ all over this bitch. Let me axe you somethin’. You fin da raise up and get your browse on? From the ethernet to the speaker set, you’ve got to surf the web with one a deez fly ass computers. Shit dawg! You layin’ the cut straight sittin’ on yo ass, and gettin’ yo chat on, and yo download on, while we crosspatch and line yo lazy ass all over this bitch. Facebook, LiveJournal, ni’a it don’t matter, we’ll getcha to your site and back lickety splits. No shit. Then you’ll be right back at yo homepage, sittin’ on a phat packet rate, thinking we was some crazy ass angel. These fat, round, thick ass T3 lines run up over the world so deep, it be streamin’. Yeah, you thought it was rain, so bring a floppy, cos at AOL, it’s laid out like that. IM one a deez fly ass AOL Service Reps, and make all dem punk ass coworkers a yours catch the dial-up noise as you be up and online. You clickin’? We guide you there. Yo favorites folder? It done already been put up in there. We gotcha covered like a CD sleeve, cos at AOL, we loves us some ISP’n, and it be showin’ like a mother fucker!
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschpledensclittcrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledonglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumbelmeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwurstlegerspurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberaberschonendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher Von Hauptkopf of Ulm.
2 to the 100th power is 1 nonillion, 267 octillion, 650 septillion, 600 sexillion, 228 quintillion, 229 quadrillion, 401 trillion, 496 billion, 703 million, 205 thousand, 376.
The First Church of Free Choice; Senior Reverend Alen Q. Haric, Reverend Daniel L. Brasher, and Reverend Joseph P. Florence.
Remember the past.
Fix the now.
Plan for the future.
Ya’ll be gettin’ on the computer? See, the thing is, if you about to be up on this biatch…check it - peep AOL. We be connectin’ all over this bitch. Let me axe you somethin’. You fin da raise up and get your browse on? From the ethernet to the speaker set, you’ve got to surf the web with one a deez fly ass computers. Shit dawg! You layin’ the cut straight sittin’ on yo ass, and gettin’ yo chat on, and yo download on, while we crosspatch and line yo lazy ass all over this bitch. Facebook, LiveJournal, ni’a it don’t matter, we’ll getcha to your site and back lickety splits. No shit. Then you’ll be right back at yo homepage, sittin’ on a phat packet rate, thinking we was some crazy ass angel. These fat, round, thick ass T3 lines run up over the world so deep, it be streamin’. Yeah, you thought it was rain, so bring a floppy, cos at AOL, it’s laid out like that. IM one a deez fly ass AOL Service Reps, and make all dem punk ass coworkers a yours catch the dial-up noise as you be up and online. You clickin’? We guide you there. Yo favorites folder? It done already been put up in there. We gotcha covered like a CD sleeve, cos at AOL, we loves us some ISP’n, and it be showin’ like a mother fucker!
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschpledensclittcrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledonglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumbelmeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwurstlegerspurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberaberschonendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher Von Hauptkopf of Ulm.
2 to the 100th power is 1 nonillion, 267 octillion, 650 septillion, 600 sexillion, 228 quintillion, 229 quadrillion, 401 trillion, 496 billion, 703 million, 205 thousand, 376.
The First Church of Free Choice; Senior Reverend Alen Q. Haric, Reverend Daniel L. Brasher, and Reverend Joseph P. Florence.
Remember the past.
Fix the now.
Plan for the future.