LJ Idol S1130 Champion Entry for viagra

Aug 10, 2020 10:23

(viagra asked me to be his, as they say in the biz, champion for week #30 of therealljidol Season 11! Please check out his entries on his LiveJournal page)

Fan Letter

Florida Men
Get a bad
Rap because
Humidity
Drives some to
eXtremes

Headlines read
Florida Man
Bites gator
Florida Man's
Nude accident
On Segway
Florida Man
Caught snorting
Paint thinner
After robbery
At fertility
Clinic goes
Wrong so wrong

But there is
One good man
A very good
Man in F.L.A.
See him dressed
As Fred with a
Perfect cravat
Bicycling with
Two scoobies

(His husband is
Also good but
Please remain
Focused on
The subject at
Hand - seriously)

Self-proclaimed
Genius with his
Share of Imposter
Syndrome sharing
His highs and lows
Poetry and prose
He's kept it up
For 30 weeks
No blue pills
Required

Shuffle your
Tracklist Sean!
Let La Bouche
Tell you what
Your future holds!
Don't let your
Wack-a-doo
Neighbor's charmless
Charms predict
Your property
Value!

Write it all
Down before
Week 31
Your life story
Broken into
Nine Hundred and
Eighteen word
Masterpieces
Four minutes
Long but much
Much shorter
In our ears

There is one
At least one
Very good man
(Sibling to
Very good dogs)
In Florida
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