"I'm as ill as a slag right now but"

[joewahkeen]

"Doesn't James and his results piss you off? I mean the guy literally does fuck all all year, turns up to lectures maybe...never, and wakes up 3 minutes before his exam starts, arrives late and gets a first. This world is full of tossers Burnsy." --Ben Minter

Brings joy to my heart every time I read it.