You Knew it was coming!!! Dialogue from Family Guy, Passion of the Christ 2!!!
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Narrator: In the year 33AD…
Apostle 1: The Messiah! He’s gone!
Apostle 2: Where did he go?
*enter Jesus*
*Jesus puts on sunglasses*
Jesus: (driving a car) hang on
Chris Tucker: Man you crazy Jesus, YOUR CRAZY!
Jesus: That’s what my Ex-wife said
Chris Tucker: For the son of God, you sure are a son of a…
Jesus/Chris: WOOOOOOOOOOO
*Car jumps through tractor trailer*
Narrator: Chris Tucker and Jim Ca…Caziv… Caviz… Caviezel??? Is that it? The Guy from the first one? Passion of the Christ 2, Crucify This.
*cut to Jesus running through restaurant with fish tank in background and gang members shooting at him*
*Jesus jumps shooting back and fish tank breaks*
*cut to jesus shooting an automatic in a shipping yard at gang members then turns to Chris Tucker
Jesus: You know how to use one of these?
*hold up a pistol*
Chris: You know how to use one of theeeeeese?
*holds up joint*
*cut to Jesus and Chris running out of the hospital, Chris has a baby in his arms*
*hospital explodes*
Narrator: This July, let he who is without sin, kick the FIRST ASS!
*Jesus doing a jump kick, note the hole in his hand…*
*Movie ends*
Peter Griffin: Awwww man that’s all we need, more Mel Gibson Jesus mumbo-jumbo
So I finished my last infal today and thus finishing my first year of collge. I still need to go buy waders. I'm trying to get my mom to let me drive up to Cabelas tommorow but she told me to get them shipped. Me seeing the how much more money it would cost to get them shipped by Sunday says I should just drive up there. Anyways, let me know if ya wanna go up there with me. I edited the fishing trip entry. Leave a comment if your interested, and refer others to it. Im off now to get my first decent sleep in what seems to be months. Hopefully no one wakes me up early or I'll be cranky all day.
Narrator: In the year 33AD…
Apostle 1: The Messiah! He’s gone!
Apostle 2: Where did he go?
*enter Jesus*
*Jesus puts on sunglasses*
Jesus: (driving a car) hang on
Chris Tucker: Man you crazy Jesus, YOUR CRAZY!
Jesus: That’s what my Ex-wife said
Chris Tucker: For the son of God, you sure are a son of a…
Jesus/Chris: WOOOOOOOOOOO
*Car jumps through tractor trailer*
Narrator: Chris Tucker and Jim Ca…Caziv… Caviz… Caviezel??? Is that it? The Guy from the first one? Passion of the Christ 2, Crucify This.
*cut to Jesus running through restaurant with fish tank in background and gang members shooting at him*
*Jesus jumps shooting back and fish tank breaks*
*cut to jesus shooting an automatic in a shipping yard at gang members then turns to Chris Tucker
Jesus: You know how to use one of these?
*hold up a pistol*
Chris: You know how to use one of theeeeeese?
*holds up joint*
*cut to Jesus and Chris running out of the hospital, Chris has a baby in his arms*
*hospital explodes*
Narrator: This July, let he who is without sin, kick the FIRST ASS!
*Jesus doing a jump kick, note the hole in his hand…*
*Movie ends*
Peter Griffin: Awwww man that’s all we need, more Mel Gibson Jesus mumbo-jumbo
So I finished my last infal today and thus finishing my first year of collge. I still need to go buy waders. I'm trying to get my mom to let me drive up to Cabelas tommorow but she told me to get them shipped. Me seeing the how much more money it would cost to get them shipped by Sunday says I should just drive up there. Anyways, let me know if ya wanna go up there with me. I edited the fishing trip entry. Leave a comment if your interested, and refer others to it. Im off now to get my first decent sleep in what seems to be months. Hopefully no one wakes me up early or I'll be cranky all day.