In good graces
The gods are in good moods recently. I am in their good graces. I have a girlfriend, a job, and a spectacular group of friends. I am in a spectacular mood.
So here's the people on my shit list today:
1-Pri's ex boyfriend who is a poor excuse for a man and always has been
2-See number 1
That's about it really. I called Pri today, as requested. Hopefully all that got straightened out, it should have. Hopefully the forces of "Divide" and "Conquer" will not have to be used in June ("Divide" being my right fist, "Conquer" being my left. Wonderful play on words, or phrase rather). I'll hope he gets his shit together so that I don't have to beat him into a right and orderly whelp of a young lad (as apposed to the sloppy and asshole whelp of a young lad he is now). Noone treats women that way, especially those under my care (poke, Pri).
Private Dipshit (Pri's ex):
-if you are reading this, consider yourself a lucky man. Why you ask? I'm not spending money on you. Consider yourself a lucky man that I do not take $350 cash and buy a plane ticket to Pittsburgh. Also consider yourself lucky that I do not spend the $100+ to hire a Limo to pick me up from the airport to your house, so that I roll up in style. Consider yourself lucky that I do not pay for the cab to drive you to the hospital after all is said and done and I go back to teh Airport, spending another 100+ to go back.
Consider yourself lucky that I am in a good mood and therefore not spending $550+ (which I can aquire at the drop of a hat) to fly up there and put you in the hospital. Noone treats women that are under my care that way. Noone. Consider yourself lucky that my mood has been good.
Pri:
-Just remember the conversation we had earlier and you should be fine. My cell is on, so if you need anything else, just give me a call. I'm in your corner, always have been, and if needed I'll step in the ring.
Everyone else:
To explain what just transpired here, allow me to explain some history:
-Pri has been there for me many many times. She means quite a lot to me. She has also needed my help on many occasions and I have been happy to give such help.
-She is in my care, and those with a problem should, and will answer to me.
-Those in my care recieve the highest marks of my loyalty. They are defended with ferocity.
-Private Dipshit has hurt Pri, who is in my care. He therefore is high on my shitlist, and must be a man and move on, or answer to me when the time comes.
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-Joel Harris, Grand Protector of the Human Race
So here's the people on my shit list today:
1-Pri's ex boyfriend who is a poor excuse for a man and always has been
2-See number 1
That's about it really. I called Pri today, as requested. Hopefully all that got straightened out, it should have. Hopefully the forces of "Divide" and "Conquer" will not have to be used in June ("Divide" being my right fist, "Conquer" being my left. Wonderful play on words, or phrase rather). I'll hope he gets his shit together so that I don't have to beat him into a right and orderly whelp of a young lad (as apposed to the sloppy and asshole whelp of a young lad he is now). Noone treats women that way, especially those under my care (poke, Pri).
Private Dipshit (Pri's ex):
-if you are reading this, consider yourself a lucky man. Why you ask? I'm not spending money on you. Consider yourself a lucky man that I do not take $350 cash and buy a plane ticket to Pittsburgh. Also consider yourself lucky that I do not spend the $100+ to hire a Limo to pick me up from the airport to your house, so that I roll up in style. Consider yourself lucky that I do not pay for the cab to drive you to the hospital after all is said and done and I go back to teh Airport, spending another 100+ to go back.
Consider yourself lucky that I am in a good mood and therefore not spending $550+ (which I can aquire at the drop of a hat) to fly up there and put you in the hospital. Noone treats women that are under my care that way. Noone. Consider yourself lucky that my mood has been good.
Pri:
-Just remember the conversation we had earlier and you should be fine. My cell is on, so if you need anything else, just give me a call. I'm in your corner, always have been, and if needed I'll step in the ring.
Everyone else:
To explain what just transpired here, allow me to explain some history:
-Pri has been there for me many many times. She means quite a lot to me. She has also needed my help on many occasions and I have been happy to give such help.
-She is in my care, and those with a problem should, and will answer to me.
-Those in my care recieve the highest marks of my loyalty. They are defended with ferocity.
-Private Dipshit has hurt Pri, who is in my care. He therefore is high on my shitlist, and must be a man and move on, or answer to me when the time comes.
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-Joel Harris, Grand Protector of the Human Race