The 9 Groups of People Hated by Joel Harris
One might have noticed that I am very, very opinionated. In fact, I am so much so that I rarely care if anyone is offended by my views. And so that being said, we continue.
There are 9 groups of people that I hate. Of this list of 9 it is seperated into 3 tiers of hatred. I shall explain
The List of 9:
Nazis
Commies
Hippies
Fanatical Tree Huggers
Rapists
Child Molesters
Mimes
Clowns
Children
That is the list of 9. And now for the explanation of the 3 tiers.
Tier 1 is for those truly, truly hated by me. This group of people recieves the full brunt of my rage (whose brunt can be pretty large)These people take the cake on my "shit list" so to speak.
Tier 2 is for groups of people that I hate, but not enough as much as Tier 1. This tier is immense disgust and frustration mixed with much anger.
Tier 3 is sure annoyance. These people I simply count as "evil little monsters" or I am just annoyed with/disgusted by the presence of them.
Tier 1:
Nazis
Rapists
Child Molesters
Tier 2:
Commies
Hippies
Fanatical Tree Huggers
Tier 3:
Mimes
Clowns
Children
Definitions:
-Fanatical Tree Hugger: (noun)1. one who believes that human life can and sometimes should be sacrificed for the sake of "animal rights" or "vegetation equality". These people are often incredibly dellusionial, and very arrogant. 2. Hippies on "environmental steroids"
-Environmental Steroids: (noun)1. An over zealous environmental platform or ideal. Usually when one is one "environmental steroids" they are sworn to the defense of trees and will sacrifice their own lives so that a burning tree will not be cut down by human hands.
-Children: (noun)1. Young people who are very badly behaved. They are usually not raised with enough discipline and have a complete disrespect for authority. They are very rowdy and uncontrollable. 2. (See "evil little monsters") 3. A young person who is not a "Kid" (See "Kid"(noun) for details)
-Kid: (noun) 1. Young person who is well behaved, raised with the proper ammount of discipline, and is a controllable young lad or lass. 2. (verb) To joke around with.
-Evil Little Monsters: (noun) 1. (see "Children")
Irony Recognition:
-Yes I do realize the Irony of hating both Children and Child Molesters. Please keep in mind that Children are in Tier 3 because they are evil little monsters, and Child Molesters are in Tier 1 because they have no soul and prey upon the innocent youth for evil and souless pleasures.
-Joel
There are 9 groups of people that I hate. Of this list of 9 it is seperated into 3 tiers of hatred. I shall explain
The List of 9:
Nazis
Commies
Hippies
Fanatical Tree Huggers
Rapists
Child Molesters
Mimes
Clowns
Children
That is the list of 9. And now for the explanation of the 3 tiers.
Tier 1 is for those truly, truly hated by me. This group of people recieves the full brunt of my rage (whose brunt can be pretty large)These people take the cake on my "shit list" so to speak.
Tier 2 is for groups of people that I hate, but not enough as much as Tier 1. This tier is immense disgust and frustration mixed with much anger.
Tier 3 is sure annoyance. These people I simply count as "evil little monsters" or I am just annoyed with/disgusted by the presence of them.
Tier 1:
Nazis
Rapists
Child Molesters
Tier 2:
Commies
Hippies
Fanatical Tree Huggers
Tier 3:
Mimes
Clowns
Children
Definitions:
-Fanatical Tree Hugger: (noun)1. one who believes that human life can and sometimes should be sacrificed for the sake of "animal rights" or "vegetation equality". These people are often incredibly dellusionial, and very arrogant. 2. Hippies on "environmental steroids"
-Environmental Steroids: (noun)1. An over zealous environmental platform or ideal. Usually when one is one "environmental steroids" they are sworn to the defense of trees and will sacrifice their own lives so that a burning tree will not be cut down by human hands.
-Children: (noun)1. Young people who are very badly behaved. They are usually not raised with enough discipline and have a complete disrespect for authority. They are very rowdy and uncontrollable. 2. (See "evil little monsters") 3. A young person who is not a "Kid" (See "Kid"(noun) for details)
-Kid: (noun) 1. Young person who is well behaved, raised with the proper ammount of discipline, and is a controllable young lad or lass. 2. (verb) To joke around with.
-Evil Little Monsters: (noun) 1. (see "Children")
Irony Recognition:
-Yes I do realize the Irony of hating both Children and Child Molesters. Please keep in mind that Children are in Tier 3 because they are evil little monsters, and Child Molesters are in Tier 1 because they have no soul and prey upon the innocent youth for evil and souless pleasures.
-Joel