i stole this from mozzy sauce
If I were a month I would be: september
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3am
If I were a planet I would be: the planet jizzoe, that hasnt been discovered yet
If I were a sea animal I would be: sea monkey
If I were a direction I would be: to the left
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: love seat
If I were a sin I would be: masturbation
If I were a historical figure I would be: romulus
If I were a liquid I would be: lube
If I were a stone, I would be: slate
If I were a tree, I would be: "smoke trees"
If I were a bird, I would be: hawk
If I were a tool, I would be: brett avery
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: orchid
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunny but chilly, 50's
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: cyclops
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: skin flute
If I were an animal, I would be: panther
If I were a color, I would be: black
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: giggle
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: family sedan
If I were a song, I would be: sk8r boi , by avril lavigne
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: the farrelly brothers
If I were a book, I would be written by: mike yates
If I were a food, I would be: fish food
If I were a place, I would be: nude beach
If I were a material, I would be: material girl in a material world
If I were a taste, I would be: delicious
If I were a scent, I would be: smell of a lake in the morning
If I were a religion, I would be: straight edge
If I were a word, I would be: a swear word
If I were an object, I would be: slut
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: an ill kick your ass expression
If I were a subject in school I would be: how to be the shit 101
If I were a cartoon character I would be: beyonce knowles
If I were a shape I would be a: christina aguileras new arrived chubby shape shes recently taken on
If I were a number I would be: 1
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3am
If I were a planet I would be: the planet jizzoe, that hasnt been discovered yet
If I were a sea animal I would be: sea monkey
If I were a direction I would be: to the left
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: love seat
If I were a sin I would be: masturbation
If I were a historical figure I would be: romulus
If I were a liquid I would be: lube
If I were a stone, I would be: slate
If I were a tree, I would be: "smoke trees"
If I were a bird, I would be: hawk
If I were a tool, I would be: brett avery
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: orchid
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunny but chilly, 50's
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: cyclops
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: skin flute
If I were an animal, I would be: panther
If I were a color, I would be: black
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: giggle
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: family sedan
If I were a song, I would be: sk8r boi , by avril lavigne
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: the farrelly brothers
If I were a book, I would be written by: mike yates
If I were a food, I would be: fish food
If I were a place, I would be: nude beach
If I were a material, I would be: material girl in a material world
If I were a taste, I would be: delicious
If I were a scent, I would be: smell of a lake in the morning
If I were a religion, I would be: straight edge
If I were a word, I would be: a swear word
If I were an object, I would be: slut
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: an ill kick your ass expression
If I were a subject in school I would be: how to be the shit 101
If I were a cartoon character I would be: beyonce knowles
If I were a shape I would be a: christina aguileras new arrived chubby shape shes recently taken on
If I were a number I would be: 1