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  • OMGWTF?!

    joehundredaire Jan 08, 2007 04:23

    They seriously do not make an expletive strong enough for this occasion. From the same genius who induced this rant, I got an email after announcing the pending rewrite of my lesbian WIWU fic Real or No Real. Again, this had to be spell-checked for your own sanity...
    Any chance of Illyria seeing Xander as a annoying younger brother type person in ( Read more... )

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  • You are made of lose

    joehundredaire Jan 05, 2007 16:43

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  • Gahh. Just... gahh almighty.

    joehundredaire Dec 30, 2006 08:56

    Alright, for those of you who don't read all my stuff on Twisting the Hellmouth and/or have FR21 stories hidden, I have a story where Dawn and Kit are hookers, circa Season 7 or so. It's a fairly odd fic, featuring Dawn/A-Team, Dawn/tentacles, Dawn/Kit, Dawn/Giles, and other really odd shit. And we've got more odd shit planned. But... I've just ( Read more... )

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  • 'nother Rant

    joehundredaire Dec 28, 2006 22:46

    This is a review of a fic over on TtH that just made me sorta blink. There is, of course, no name attached to the reviewer, the author, or the story because if you're reading this, you'll probably recognize the story based on the information given. And on to the meat of things...

    This isn't really about a specific chapter, but rather a feedback on ( Read more... )

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  • I'm bringing ranting back...

    joehundredaire Dec 28, 2006 05:40

    Okay, I didn't think you had to tell people something like this, but when you want to do crossover PWP stories... you don't need to engage in epic storytelling, but if you've radically changed one or more characters so they don't match ANY version EVER seen in canon? You either explain, or your story sucks. For instance, Willow? Not a nymphomaniac ( Read more... )

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  • I for Idiocy

    joehundredaire Nov 09, 2006 10:06

    *eyerolls* I wrote a crackfic in which the Scooby Gang is taking money from the Democrats to magically rig the elections. It's partly based on Decision '06, and partly based on an item from a "Things Xander Isn't Allowed To Do List". Most people take it as kinda tongue-in-cheek humor, like Willow stating she's going to use the money to buy ( Read more... )

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  • I have come to the conclusion...

    joehundredaire Oct 30, 2006 21:01

    ...that newbism (new word of the day) is a state of mind, not anything to do with actual passage of time. Having a bit of fun surfing on LJ today. Found a great rant about me from this one chick who had a total sandgina over a review I left. Wow, I haven't seen anything that funny since She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named whined to tthjinni about a review I left and ( Read more... )

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  • Right then...

    joehundredaire Sep 15, 2006 22:01

    "My character is a telepath/telekine, who's two years ahead in school, has massive amounts of life experience to have the perfect anecdote or advice for any problem Clark has in his life, a perfect circle of balanced friends that includes a member of every little high school clique, and helps Clark Kent overcome his Smallville shortcomings to ( Read more... )

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