*waves*

[joedouchebag]

"Its been a while" - as a beardy, gravel-voiced fuck-tard once said. And he was right, it has been a while. I have no idea how long because I'm not very good at maths

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[lily_lemon]

I lurve the white thingy not zinfandel wine from total. Can't reply about G8 and olympics coz I am not all that clued up. I do have some random essay about the bombings though, that went on a religious tolerance tangent.

So you're not coming tomorrow. That sucks.

Sorry for waking you up on Tues, was drunk, blame Gemma she made me drink too much, honest.

Allo luv!

[joedouchebag]

Ah yes, I read your comments on the race/religion issue, and you speak the truth.
Luckily there aren't too many people stupid enough to go bombing mosques and the like. And real Muslims are doing well getting their message across that they are completely opposed to whats going on, which is nice!
I would have loved to go tonight, even though I hate curry but I am looking forward to your birthday muchly. Are we really going to that really cool karaoke bar? It will rock muchly but you must promise not to let me hog the microphone in a drunken stupor because I will be seriously embarassed in the morning!
Anyway, hope you're well and I hope tonight rocks! I will see you soon no doubt and we can have a stupid drunken chat about life!
Bye bye!
xxx

just call him joe Pythagaros theoreum

[pasapoo]

Hey Douche. Just a quick one (oo er). But at the beggining of your post you state that you are not very good at maths yet by the time you get to the end of your long and wide one you are able to tell us that if only 37000 people are dying then we are saving 13000 people. Now I realise that it might have taken you 12 years to write your mammoth ramblings but surely you are just trying to receive some extra child benefit for being dyslexic in the maths region - but I have found you out and retriece the £50 reward for dobbing you in. Cheers Friend - happy Douchbagging all thebest..

Eugene.