Trick or Treat- HEAVEN OR HELL?! ...My dog can't make ice... she makes ass juice.
Yes.. guess who just rolled back into this heaping sack of trash.
A few shitless nights, tasteless porridges, fish & brewis and an orange piss later,
I'm back in BUSINAUSS.
But today, for me, for everyone... for my town... for the world.
Is a very special day.
It's a day folkes here- aka just in my computer room, like to celebrate...
we like to call it...
Kenny Maher Day.
(That's pronounced Marr.)
Because he's dead.
And it's my duty to write a dedication to him,
because he owned a lot of rabbits that made more rabbits
that half he sold, and half he ate.
But enough sorrow, this isn't for the shitty rabbits, they all died fast anyway because they sucked.
And eventually so did Kenny.
So...
Hare's the truth.
I'm gonna have to write Kenny Mahers Eulogy- because he's probably
dead or in jail.
(He's a cop)
SHUT UP! He's a dead cop!
Piece of shit.
Anyway...
A candlelight vigil for Kenny "Marr".
K.M WaZ eRe
Put Kenny Maher in a rabbit hole, seal the bitch up- permanently.
Was Kenny Maher poor?
Of course he fuckin' was!
At least we had a swing set!
What did he have...
He had a fucking rope!
Now... What was Kenny "Marr" to you?
How close were you to this "KENNY MARR"?
What did he mean to you?
...
He was a lover,
He was a friend!
A brother...
A Neighbor...
A soul mate.
Otherwise affectionately known as,
Captain Bucky O Hare
KENNY BUCK
or A.K.A
The
Kenny Maher-- God's little button droppings.
*So I sing the song of love... Kennnnnnnnnnny Marrrrr.*
*In my life, I love (Kenny Marr) More*
*Oh IIIIIIIIIIII, wanna fall in love... (With Kenny Maher)*
Kenny, Kenny's excitement, ooooh Kenny Maher...
Passion & glitter fashion & fame ohh Kenny,
Kennnny (Maher) Is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous
Woah Ken- Kenny's truly outrageous-
Kenny Maher is my name & no one else is the same
The K- the E, the N, the N the Y the M the A the H
Kenny Mahhherrrr...Hold up.
KENNY, KENNY THE DRAGON-
LAUGHING OUR SINGING
OR PLAYING A GAME
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A RABBIT-
CALL OUT HIS NAME!
You got the right stuff... Kenny Maher
Love the way you turn me on.
*Can you keep up, Kenny Marr, make me lose my breath*
...To the buck everyone's mutts about...
A dedication to a lifelong pal,
KENNY J MAHER-
A Solice In The Burrow
(Pick up his book today)
He came.
He gave rabbits.
He ate them.
This has nothing to do with Kenny Maher.
From the closest to our dear K to the J to the M-aizzle.
*heart HEART HArT Hert*
oOo
XxX
King KKK R
and
BIG MAMA.
....t-that's her.
KENNY "MARR"
82-94
"This Buck Will Be Missed."
“You’d be better off at fuckin’ Dandy Dans!”
“Ohh how DARE you make me pus hot!”
“She’ll come in to find an open casket saying “Welcome the fuck home”, Dead Dean inside, waiting for her.”
“What kind of ice cream did you get…hard ice cream?…or WHIRLIE?!?!?!?!?!”
“Blue belongs in a casket.”
“Suck and blow, for those who suck and blow!”
“…why don’t you have one?”
“Roll over, you fucking beached whale!”
“How the HELL did we get here?!”
“Rowsell\s, E-Kidnapped!”
“Oh my God, Michelle, we have GOT to get out of here-
Oh HI! How are you?”
“homeless piece of shit!”
“I need blood!”
“We came… we saw… and we sucked.”
“Get your discount bargain bin child here-
Good for the welf money, bad on society!”
“…so that’s how the Bish happened.”
“See Spot tumble into a casket with me closing the lid.”
“Kelp Crotch… set his timer to Tulsa Turnover… turnover in a grave, that is.”
LOL me, gets on "shut your fucking furry mouth"
stand up comedy show- gets hit in the mouth.
That’s the purpose of the show, folks.
Hurt a fellow human being without a felony.
Click…Click
“So, tell me about your story…”
Click…Click
Silence
Click…Click
“Look, I have ADHD, I CAN’T take this!!!
It’s like Chinese torture!!!”
What is this shitty garbage I’m listening to?
Is that E.T, coming through a fucking song with
his fart smack of a voice? I hate strongly.”
Mary March Museum. Come here and die.
We'll display your corpse free of charge.*
$429728957928
45793486578346
826356923658623
4897283.99 fee applies.
Please check local listings for
The New See Spot Run Show. 6ET/PT,
Coffin o'clock TULSATIME
“My Damn birthday- what’s there to be excited about?
Cook myself a fuckin’ birthday hot dog, mark an ‘x’ on my cup,
listen to ‘It’s Johnny’s Birthday’ all day,
get a fuckin’ cupcake, sit and watch TV!”
Man soothes his crying baby successfully, turns away.
Dani sees baby
“What a cute baby! I want it.”
Grabs at babies fingers, tugging- babies face looks worried-
dad is oblivious- I sneak away a bit
“Oh no don’t cry!”
Baby face contorts, bawls loudly, everyone stares angrily,
dad turns around shocked and alarmed-
Dani looks nervous and awkward
“Ehhhhh SEE YA!”
Slides away & runs, catching up with me- I smirk
“It was crying because it saw you.”
“Everything cries when it sees me.”
“You'll be rolling in to Tulsa in a nice, long barrel-
made JUST for you...and you good old friend, the ground.”
“I’ll set your watch to Tulsa time, just like I did to Figgy Duff!”
“Uno goes in a cedar box that once it’s closed,
you never open it again.
You just let it play limbo with earth worms and compost.”
“Now bring us a Figgy pudding-”
“Yeah I’ll bring you something else. Two guesses…
it’s 6 feet long and you put it in the ground.”
“Do you need help?”
“Yeah…”
“WELL GET IN LINE! You ain’t gonna find it sitting way back there
talking to her about FIGGY DUFF!”
“Ok… diaper change on isle… right here.”
“Look at her…”
Sees woman walking past us with skirt on
“What’s the big deal?”
“Her stockings are down below her skirt and it looks stupid.”
“Yeah, it does, she sucks.”
Man who was sitting with her looks back with a glare
“Um… I think her husband heard us.”
Woman walks back, looks in our direction, leaves
Janice looks stunned, mom & Janice laugh
“What?”
“She’s BLIND!”
…everyone bursts into hysterics.
“He’s lying in there… in his underwear!”
Sees little girl back on with pretty hair in a nice dress
“What a pretty little girl.”
Girl turns around, is handicapped
“EW!”
“Come in.”
“Thank you Paul.”
“No, it’s Paul-A”
“Ok, Paul-A.”
“Get out.”
“Excuse me?!”
“I’m just kidding Mrs. Mulley.”
“McBean!”
“More like your Mc shit & Egger. 8 pounds.”
Looks shocked/offended
“Oh, Bargain Giant. The best & the worst
of the fashion industry all on one rack.”
“We never saw the mystery guest.”
“Yes we DID!”
“No… we never.”
“We SAW the fucking MYSTERY GUEST!!!”
Punches in head
“PUS TAWK!”
“I don’t give 0.25 of a damn!”
“I’m Brucskuskus with a big, long stick looking for some sweet,
sweet cantaloupe.”
“Kirby, lets out a breath, coffin explodes. Everyone dies.
Coffin industry booms up 400%.”
“Your dad’s a fuckin’ wolf hoagie.”
“CLAMCHOPS SINGALONG, Till he breathes
& then you’re gone!”
“I know how it is to have shitty days,
I’m in here working my fuckin’ ass off and I think to myself
is it really worth it? Some days are diamonds
and some days are stones.”
"Well today is fuckin’ kidney stones!"
“So hot… wanna touch the hiney!”
“Justin Timberlake… fuckin’ shmegma breath.”
“Mark has a squish head & everyone thinks he smells bad!”
Looks shocked & offended
“Oh, oh right…yeah your name is Mark, isn’t it. Um…oh.”
OHH MARKIE, IF YOU LEAVE ME-
I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND HOLD YOU HOSTAGE!!
Looks more shocked & offended
Oh, Oh right- yeah your name is still Mark, isn’t it. Um…oh.”
IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE ME I WILL FOLLOW YOU.
Leaves in shock, offended
I-Um. Wait for me, I’m behind you!
“It’s grandpa’s special day!
…until he camps out in a casket.”
“You know what I don’t give two damns.”
You received this card in a strictly…
STRICTLY g-rated, clean, platonic way...
well, that's what you'll tell people."
“I’ll put you in a coffin!”
“Yo, it’s grand Mast-Ah Awe-Topsy!”
Go to bed.
OK I’m very tired Ill check my diamonds
Why?
You’re right, let's go to bed. What’s in that bag?
What bag?
That bag, right there in your hand.
Oh nothing.
Ok lets go to bed.
Is that your light by the safe?
No…
OK lets go to bed then.
CRADLE TEETH!
“You fucking deer face!”
“E-Dickie!”
“Dickie Face!”
Hope you lie in a grave
On a dreary and forgotten >unknown<
tot fossil jibbit... jibbit mongoose...
You're a dirty girl...
wop wop wop...
wop...
You're a bad bad horsie.
You've taken your last br-
“Alright, I have to get something off my chest!
…I think that man in the wheelchair looks like a McNugget!!!”
dances
Stop.
dances faster
STOP!!!
smapson paw- shit baked clam
VANILLA LICE
T-Bag the Samaritan from hell!
Skunk piss cocktail!
Yeah, I’ll serve you up a skunk piss martini!
”I WANT IT LIKE A HOOK ARM GIMP LEG PIERCY BABY!”
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I've had enough.
Fuck you, Kenny Marr.
Fuck you.
-JoeC.
A few shitless nights, tasteless porridges, fish & brewis and an orange piss later,
I'm back in BUSINAUSS.
But today, for me, for everyone... for my town... for the world.
Is a very special day.
It's a day folkes here- aka just in my computer room, like to celebrate...
we like to call it...
Kenny Maher Day.
(That's pronounced Marr.)
Because he's dead.
And it's my duty to write a dedication to him,
because he owned a lot of rabbits that made more rabbits
that half he sold, and half he ate.
But enough sorrow, this isn't for the shitty rabbits, they all died fast anyway because they sucked.
And eventually so did Kenny.
So...
Hare's the truth.
I'm gonna have to write Kenny Mahers Eulogy- because he's probably
dead or in jail.
(He's a cop)
SHUT UP! He's a dead cop!
Piece of shit.
Anyway...
A candlelight vigil for Kenny "Marr".
K.M WaZ eRe
Put Kenny Maher in a rabbit hole, seal the bitch up- permanently.
Was Kenny Maher poor?
Of course he fuckin' was!
At least we had a swing set!
What did he have...
He had a fucking rope!
Now... What was Kenny "Marr" to you?
How close were you to this "KENNY MARR"?
What did he mean to you?
...
He was a lover,
He was a friend!
A brother...
A Neighbor...
A soul mate.
Otherwise affectionately known as,
Captain Bucky O Hare
KENNY BUCK
or A.K.A
The
Kenny Maher-- God's little button droppings.
*So I sing the song of love... Kennnnnnnnnnny Marrrrr.*
*In my life, I love (Kenny Marr) More*
*Oh IIIIIIIIIIII, wanna fall in love... (With Kenny Maher)*
Kenny, Kenny's excitement, ooooh Kenny Maher...
Passion & glitter fashion & fame ohh Kenny,
Kennnny (Maher) Is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous
Woah Ken- Kenny's truly outrageous-
Kenny Maher is my name & no one else is the same
The K- the E, the N, the N the Y the M the A the H
Kenny Mahhherrrr...Hold up.
KENNY, KENNY THE DRAGON-
LAUGHING OUR SINGING
OR PLAYING A GAME
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A RABBIT-
CALL OUT HIS NAME!
You got the right stuff... Kenny Maher
Love the way you turn me on.
*Can you keep up, Kenny Marr, make me lose my breath*
...To the buck everyone's mutts about...
A dedication to a lifelong pal,
KENNY J MAHER-
A Solice In The Burrow
(Pick up his book today)
He came.
He gave rabbits.
He ate them.
This has nothing to do with Kenny Maher.
From the closest to our dear K to the J to the M-aizzle.
*heart HEART HArT Hert*
oOo
XxX
King KKK R
and
BIG MAMA.
....t-that's her.
KENNY "MARR"
82-94
"This Buck Will Be Missed."
“You’d be better off at fuckin’ Dandy Dans!”
“Ohh how DARE you make me pus hot!”
“She’ll come in to find an open casket saying “Welcome the fuck home”, Dead Dean inside, waiting for her.”
“What kind of ice cream did you get…hard ice cream?…or WHIRLIE?!?!?!?!?!”
“Blue belongs in a casket.”
“Suck and blow, for those who suck and blow!”
“…why don’t you have one?”
“Roll over, you fucking beached whale!”
“How the HELL did we get here?!”
“Rowsell\s, E-Kidnapped!”
“Oh my God, Michelle, we have GOT to get out of here-
Oh HI! How are you?”
“homeless piece of shit!”
“I need blood!”
“We came… we saw… and we sucked.”
“Get your discount bargain bin child here-
Good for the welf money, bad on society!”
“…so that’s how the Bish happened.”
“See Spot tumble into a casket with me closing the lid.”
“Kelp Crotch… set his timer to Tulsa Turnover… turnover in a grave, that is.”
LOL me, gets on "shut your fucking furry mouth"
stand up comedy show- gets hit in the mouth.
That’s the purpose of the show, folks.
Hurt a fellow human being without a felony.
Click…Click
“So, tell me about your story…”
Click…Click
Silence
Click…Click
“Look, I have ADHD, I CAN’T take this!!!
It’s like Chinese torture!!!”
What is this shitty garbage I’m listening to?
Is that E.T, coming through a fucking song with
his fart smack of a voice? I hate strongly.”
Mary March Museum. Come here and die.
We'll display your corpse free of charge.*
$429728957928
45793486578346
826356923658623
4897283.99 fee applies.
Please check local listings for
The New See Spot Run Show. 6ET/PT,
Coffin o'clock TULSATIME
“My Damn birthday- what’s there to be excited about?
Cook myself a fuckin’ birthday hot dog, mark an ‘x’ on my cup,
listen to ‘It’s Johnny’s Birthday’ all day,
get a fuckin’ cupcake, sit and watch TV!”
Man soothes his crying baby successfully, turns away.
Dani sees baby
“What a cute baby! I want it.”
Grabs at babies fingers, tugging- babies face looks worried-
dad is oblivious- I sneak away a bit
“Oh no don’t cry!”
Baby face contorts, bawls loudly, everyone stares angrily,
dad turns around shocked and alarmed-
Dani looks nervous and awkward
“Ehhhhh SEE YA!”
Slides away & runs, catching up with me- I smirk
“It was crying because it saw you.”
“Everything cries when it sees me.”
“You'll be rolling in to Tulsa in a nice, long barrel-
made JUST for you...and you good old friend, the ground.”
“I’ll set your watch to Tulsa time, just like I did to Figgy Duff!”
“Uno goes in a cedar box that once it’s closed,
you never open it again.
You just let it play limbo with earth worms and compost.”
“Now bring us a Figgy pudding-”
“Yeah I’ll bring you something else. Two guesses…
it’s 6 feet long and you put it in the ground.”
“Do you need help?”
“Yeah…”
“WELL GET IN LINE! You ain’t gonna find it sitting way back there
talking to her about FIGGY DUFF!”
“Ok… diaper change on isle… right here.”
“Look at her…”
Sees woman walking past us with skirt on
“What’s the big deal?”
“Her stockings are down below her skirt and it looks stupid.”
“Yeah, it does, she sucks.”
Man who was sitting with her looks back with a glare
“Um… I think her husband heard us.”
Woman walks back, looks in our direction, leaves
Janice looks stunned, mom & Janice laugh
“What?”
“She’s BLIND!”
…everyone bursts into hysterics.
“He’s lying in there… in his underwear!”
Sees little girl back on with pretty hair in a nice dress
“What a pretty little girl.”
Girl turns around, is handicapped
“EW!”
“Come in.”
“Thank you Paul.”
“No, it’s Paul-A”
“Ok, Paul-A.”
“Get out.”
“Excuse me?!”
“I’m just kidding Mrs. Mulley.”
“McBean!”
“More like your Mc shit & Egger. 8 pounds.”
Looks shocked/offended
“Oh, Bargain Giant. The best & the worst
of the fashion industry all on one rack.”
“We never saw the mystery guest.”
“Yes we DID!”
“No… we never.”
“We SAW the fucking MYSTERY GUEST!!!”
Punches in head
“PUS TAWK!”
“I don’t give 0.25 of a damn!”
“I’m Brucskuskus with a big, long stick looking for some sweet,
sweet cantaloupe.”
“Kirby, lets out a breath, coffin explodes. Everyone dies.
Coffin industry booms up 400%.”
“Your dad’s a fuckin’ wolf hoagie.”
“CLAMCHOPS SINGALONG, Till he breathes
& then you’re gone!”
“I know how it is to have shitty days,
I’m in here working my fuckin’ ass off and I think to myself
is it really worth it? Some days are diamonds
and some days are stones.”
"Well today is fuckin’ kidney stones!"
“So hot… wanna touch the hiney!”
“Justin Timberlake… fuckin’ shmegma breath.”
“Mark has a squish head & everyone thinks he smells bad!”
Looks shocked & offended
“Oh, oh right…yeah your name is Mark, isn’t it. Um…oh.”
OHH MARKIE, IF YOU LEAVE ME-
I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND HOLD YOU HOSTAGE!!
Looks more shocked & offended
Oh, Oh right- yeah your name is still Mark, isn’t it. Um…oh.”
IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE ME I WILL FOLLOW YOU.
Leaves in shock, offended
I-Um. Wait for me, I’m behind you!
“It’s grandpa’s special day!
…until he camps out in a casket.”
“You know what I don’t give two damns.”
You received this card in a strictly…
STRICTLY g-rated, clean, platonic way...
well, that's what you'll tell people."
“I’ll put you in a coffin!”
“Yo, it’s grand Mast-Ah Awe-Topsy!”
Go to bed.
OK I’m very tired Ill check my diamonds
Why?
You’re right, let's go to bed. What’s in that bag?
What bag?
That bag, right there in your hand.
Oh nothing.
Ok lets go to bed.
Is that your light by the safe?
No…
OK lets go to bed then.
CRADLE TEETH!
“You fucking deer face!”
“E-Dickie!”
“Dickie Face!”
Hope you lie in a grave
On a dreary and forgotten >unknown<
tot fossil jibbit... jibbit mongoose...
You're a dirty girl...
wop wop wop...
wop...
You're a bad bad horsie.
You've taken your last br-
“Alright, I have to get something off my chest!
…I think that man in the wheelchair looks like a McNugget!!!”
dances
Stop.
dances faster
STOP!!!
smapson paw- shit baked clam
VANILLA LICE
T-Bag the Samaritan from hell!
Skunk piss cocktail!
Yeah, I’ll serve you up a skunk piss martini!
”I WANT IT LIKE A HOOK ARM GIMP LEG PIERCY BABY!”
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I've had enough.
Fuck you, Kenny Marr.
Fuck you.
-JoeC.