NFL Post
This was asked by a bunch of my coworkers, and I thought I'd get opinions from everyone. Detroit Lions' record this year? I was going to say 0-16, but they finally managed to score more than a touchdown in their latest outing against the Pack. That leads me to think there's hope for an upset against San Francisco (yeah... I said upset... over the 49's... how sad). Hell, I'll even give them another game on top of that. 2-14.
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And since we're at it, I'll give the rest of my predictions for the year so everyone can laugh at me when I'm wrong.
Contenders for the annual "Make It Stop!!!" award (given by me to the team that goes 0-16 for the season):
Detroit
Cleveland (my pick)
Tennesee
Houston
Kansas City
Oakland
Tampa Bay
Colts Record at the end of the season: 12-4
Who Colts will play in the Superbowl: Atlanta
How badly said team will lose to the Colts: 52-17
Number of people Jerry Jones wil fire this season: 5
Number of times "The Edge" will regret being a Cardinal: 9
Chance that Bill Cowher's lower jaw will devour his head: 87.2%
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And since we're at it, I'll give the rest of my predictions for the year so everyone can laugh at me when I'm wrong.
Contenders for the annual "Make It Stop!!!" award (given by me to the team that goes 0-16 for the season):
Detroit
Cleveland (my pick)
Tennesee
Houston
Kansas City
Oakland
Tampa Bay
Colts Record at the end of the season: 12-4
Who Colts will play in the Superbowl: Atlanta
How badly said team will lose to the Colts: 52-17
Number of people Jerry Jones wil fire this season: 5
Number of times "The Edge" will regret being a Cardinal: 9
Chance that Bill Cowher's lower jaw will devour his head: 87.2%