My football picks, let me show you them.

No post for the weekly football picks, so starting one here.

Guess the apple didn't fall too far from the tree...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylt=Ar.TqfiL1dZj307Rzcp7xlJ7vLYF?slug=ap-roy-plea&prov=ap&type=lgns

Thank you, Mr. Hardaway, for taking the progress we've made over the last twenty years and spitting it on the ground. (Note: this is Time Hardaway, not Penny ( Read more... )

Two nuns are asked to paint one of the rooms in the monastary. Mother Superior tells them to make sure not one drop of paint gets on their habits. The nuns confer for a minute or two, and then decide to lock the door and just paint in the nude. After twenty minutes or so, there comes a knock on the door ( Read more... )

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Sigh. All I can do is sigh.I get the feeling there won't be many chemistry lessons at this museum (Carbon-14? I don't know what you're talking about.). Grrr ( Read more... )

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