Way back in the late 1990s, I went to university. Over ten years later, someone made this video... that perfectly encapsulates every single conversation I had during Freshers' week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHDY2QpaSwU For the record, I didn't go on a "gap yah", but having to listen to a hundred odd gap year stories in quick succession, I think that's quite enough to say... this video is ALL TRUE.