Now we are Eleven (after A.A. Milne)

[joe_sweden]

When I was one
I went on the run
When I was two
I was someone new
When I was three
I was Jon Pertwee
When I was four
Jellybabies galore!
When I was five
I kept Peri alive
When I was six,
I made poor style picks
When I was seven,
My show went to heaven
When I was eight,
I snogged my date
When I was nine,
My big ears were divine
When I was ten,
I was godlike, amen.
But now I am eleven,
I'm as clever as clever.
So I think I'll be eleven
now and forever.