Fun With Captions

[joe_mulcahy]

As some of you know, I am particularly fond of captioning pictures. Here is one.




Professor Snape (substituting for Professor Trelawney):You will pay attention! Especially you incompetent, ineffectual, gauche, ignoramuses from the Gryffindor House. This next picture
depicts your future if you attempt to seduce an ocamy in must.
Ron: Ugh! Bloody Hell!
Harry: (Is speechless)
Hermione: Oh big deal! I've serviced a rutting Yak
before!

How about you? What do you think they are saying?