May 06, 2004 21:17
Okay folks, here is something I don't understand at all. Why do girls, who will gain a bust in due time, feel the need to stuff their bras with tissues? And why do grown women feel the need to get implants if they perceive themselves as small?
It makes no sense to me really. Would women like us any better if we shoved a cucumber and two tennis balls in our pants to make contents larger than they actually are? I think not.
And why do people use tissues anyway? Now, I don't dress like a woman normally, but I did do it as a gag at parties and during Halloween, and I found tissues just don't move right. It makes you look like you're a mannequin because you tend to look too stiff. I found that two water balloons filled only partially works well. They jiggle slightly when you walk, although you have to be careful not to jump or do handstands because they tend to fall out.